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Brandoning

The act of having a existential crisis or becoming extremely anxious at the slightest bit of bad news. When Brandoning a person goes from calm to complete madness in mere seconds. They remain in this state for at least the next hour or so.
Guy #1 “Hey guys, I got a 55 percent on the test I’m failing!”

Guy#2 “Calm down dude, your Brandoning real hard right now.”

Guy#1 “My boss didn’t smile at me yesterday, I think I’m getting fired soon!”
Guy#2 “Seriously dude, your Brandoning.”
Brandoning by wynning69 February 11, 2019
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Brandoning

Look at her, she is brandoning so bad. I think she is high or something.
Brandoning by Suck my duck March 13, 2020

Brandoning

A sexual act between two males in a truck stop bathroom where they take turns holding each other upside down for ridiculously macho sixty-nine and other unspeakables
I walked into and right out of that bathroom when I saw those hillbilly boys Brandoning!
Brandoning by Buttonhole Cornholder November 10, 2022

Brandoning

A form of ghosting when engaging in conversation and plans with zero intent of participating in said plan.
I thought they were actually coming out with us tonight but they were just brandoning us again.

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026