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Brandoning

The act of having a existential crisis or becoming extremely anxious at the slightest bit of bad news. When Brandoning a person goes from calm to complete madness in mere seconds. They remain in this state for at least the next hour or so.
Guy #1 “Hey guys, I got a 55 percent on the test I’m failing!”

Guy#2 “Calm down dude, your Brandoning real hard right now.”

Guy#1 “My boss didn’t smile at me yesterday, I think I’m getting fired soon!”
Guy#2 “Seriously dude, your Brandoning.”
Brandoning by wynning69 February 11, 2019
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Brandoning

Look at her, she is brandoning so bad. I think she is high or something.
Brandoning by Suck my duck March 13, 2020

Brandoning

A sexual act between two males in a truck stop bathroom where they take turns holding each other upside down for ridiculously macho sixty-nine and other unspeakables
I walked into and right out of that bathroom when I saw those hillbilly boys Brandoning!
Brandoning by Buttonhole Cornholder November 10, 2022

Brandoning

A form of ghosting when engaging in conversation and plans with zero intent of participating in said plan.
I thought they were actually coming out with us tonight but they were just brandoning us again.
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well known from south park
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