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Brandon s 

You know who your are Brandon. U a bitch
Brandon s by The one and only Borat September 11, 2020

Brandon's Fortnite Wins 

A contradictory word itself, its meaning being; nill value, and nonexistent
your skill is as existent as Brandon's fortnite wins

Brandon's disease 

This is a condition when a person becomes allergic to sleeves or shirts. The allergic reaction is to remove the offensive piece of clothing or to not wear this offensive clothing ever. With the advent of 24 hour fitness this disease is becoming more and more common. The term was named after a contestant in a Pomona area date auction gone horribly awry. Symptoms include but not limited to a serious addiction to Kit Kat bars and cranberry juice, owning an odd number of sleeves, and owning more wife beaters than actual “top” shirts such as t-shirts or button ups.
Brandon's disease can be found in Matthew Mcconaughey, Larry the Cable Guy, Nelly

Brandon's Village 

V. the act of getting a blowjob and hitting a bong while driving a car. The girl who is sucking also lights you up.
Bro 1:Dude, I want to get a Brandon's village so bad this weekend.

Bro 2: I know. If only you had the mad greens and the honeys.
Brandon's Village by Speeedosam September 30, 2010

Brandon's garage 

The coldest place known to man, all the boys slay pussy in the cavities and sometimes you get an eggy cunt who is a pussy trying to fight you. After being in the garage for a while somebody punches a pregnant woman and dies
Salty cunt: you going to Brandon's garage next week
Spik: no I don't wanna die cause I'm a pussy

Brandon's Law 

"Brandon's Law" is the convention that each individual that consumes a good(s) or service(s) - regardless of whether it constitutes active or passive usage - bears full responsibility of the cost(s) and/or monetary expense(s) associated with consumption of that particular good(s) or service(s). It is attributed to Brandon Patel, undergraduate student and part-time researcher at the Harvard-Smithsonian Center for Astrophysics.
"Because of Brandon's Law, I now have to pay the Recording Industry Association of America (RIAA) the necessary royalties for humming the tune to 'Li'l Jon feat. Ice Cube - Real Nigga Roll Call' during my flight to Los Angeles two months ago."
Brandon's Law by Napalm 99 January 18, 2007