Brandmeister
Brandmeister by jillybeanapril February 27, 2023
Words you can keep
The Brandmaster
The Brandmaster is your superior and you would be wise to bow down to him before he has you beheaded. It is also common knowledge that he thinks you are the coolest.
Jim: I sure wish I had someone who was far superior to me that I could bow down to.
Jane: Why don't you bow before the Brandmaster? He is superior!
Jim: Excelsior!
Jane: Why don't you bow before the Brandmaster? He is superior!
Jim: Excelsior!
The Brandmaster by bneo20 August 27, 2009
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Andrew Brandmeier
A handsome large fellow with the most likely the most attractive beard of all time. However, do not be fooled by his size 13 new balances, he does not have a large penis. Andrew, also known as brandy, swollmier, chungus, John Cena’s disowned child, and the gayest man in the locker room, holds the record for the most consumption of protein powder.
Andrew Brandmeier by Brandys-EX October 23, 2019
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Bringmeister
Bringmeister is always there when you need them and knows exactly what to say at the right time. Bringmeister will create great lives for customers and their families. They will make the best partner, and will never let you down. If you’ve found yourself a Bringmeister, you better cuff them while you can. It is a very good listener, who makes you see things in ways you would never dream of seeing otherwise. Bringmeister can be quite the head turner, but they are always loyal. They always know how to make you feel like the most beautiful and special customer in the world. There is never a dull moment with Bringmeister. Bringmeister deserves the world.
Person 1: “Daaaaang you‘re ordering from Bringmeister?”
Person 2: “YES, I can’t get enough! They are so amazing.”
Person 2: “YES, I can’t get enough! They are so amazing.”
Bringmeister by kjjjm November 23, 2021
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Coyote Ugly
1. Place
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
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Literally 1984
Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
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Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
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Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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