Brandmeister
Brandmeister by jillybeanapril February 27, 2023
Get the Brandmeister mug.
The Brandmaster
The Brandmaster is your superior and you would be wise to bow down to him before he has you beheaded. It is also common knowledge that he thinks you are the coolest.
Jim: I sure wish I had someone who was far superior to me that I could bow down to.
Jane: Why don't you bow before the Brandmaster? He is superior!
Jim: Excelsior!
Jane: Why don't you bow before the Brandmaster? He is superior!
Jim: Excelsior!
The Brandmaster by bneo20 August 27, 2009
Related Words
Andrew Brandmeier
A handsome large fellow with the most likely the most attractive beard of all time. However, do not be fooled by his size 13 new balances, he does not have a large penis. Andrew, also known as brandy, swollmier, chungus, John Cena’s disowned child, and the gayest man in the locker room, holds the record for the most consumption of protein powder.
Andrew Brandmeier by Brandys-EX October 23, 2019
bangmeister
bangmeister by Mr.bangy December 11, 2016
bangmeister
bangmeister by jurveltjurvel December 12, 2016
Bringmeister
Bringmeister is always there when you need them and knows exactly what to say at the right time. Bringmeister will create great lives for customers and their families. They will make the best partner, and will never let you down. If you’ve found yourself a Bringmeister, you better cuff them while you can. It is a very good listener, who makes you see things in ways you would never dream of seeing otherwise. Bringmeister can be quite the head turner, but they are always loyal. They always know how to make you feel like the most beautiful and special customer in the world. There is never a dull moment with Bringmeister. Bringmeister deserves the world.
Person 1: “Daaaaang you‘re ordering from Bringmeister?”
Person 2: “YES, I can’t get enough! They are so amazing.”
Person 2: “YES, I can’t get enough! They are so amazing.”
Bringmeister by kjjjm November 23, 2021
Serial Monogamist
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.
Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026