Brand Baby 

Someone who is obsessed with brands either from an early age or even as an adult

He always has the greatest brands, from and early age he became a brand baby.

Let me guess you have the latest phone and purse you such a typical Brand Baby.

Brand Baby by justybdj October 18, 2020

baby nun brand 

Toilet paper packaging with the picture of a baby with a towel draped over it's head.

I need to buy some baby nun brand, I'm running out.

baby nun brand by JBem December 27, 2005

Band Baby

A baby borne from multiple male band members sleeping with either a female band member or a female roadie, Usually the father is unknown and will remain so and the baby will be raised by the whole band.

Woman: "I slept with Jim, Shady and Rick and I have no clue who the father is."

Man: "Sounds like you're having a band baby."

Band Baby by TheMsource December 18, 2012

band baby

A band you take pride in seeing mature and grow, because you liked them before they were widely known or popular.

Person #1: "Mumford and Sons are the most blogged about band in the country, is it sad that means a lot to me?"

Person #2: "No way, they're your band baby."

band baby by Jozzle October 11, 2009

band-aid baby 

A baby that is conceived during a rocky period in a marriage, when it is hoped that a baby will (even temporarily) bring the couple back together. Usually the wife plans this baby behind her husband's back and pretends to be surprised.

Lisa: I thought Rick & Joan were heading towards divorce?

Brenda: Yeah, but then Joan announced her pregnancy.

Lisa: Ooh, band-aid baby. She is too meticulous to "forget" to take her birth control.

band-aid baby by Deerdles March 7, 2008

Baby Brad

A adult but acts like a child. A really funny dad. Can’t walk a straight line. A really terrible singer!

Friend: Baby brad is so funny
Me: yeah ik he’s my dad

Baby Brad by Jada-shrimp November 18, 2018