bozosexual

A person who doesn't give a fuck what he/ she looks, smells or acts like when in
pursuit of the opposite sex. Thoughtless, no effort expended at all. Just has a
go and wether reeking of pish or smellin' fine jumps at whatever attracts him/her no matter what state they are in. Also not bothered about who they
get it on with so long as they are up for it.

" Man, that bozosexual got his freak-on with no effort at all!"

"Bozo doesn't care who he bags as long as he shags."

bozosexual by Jasper Jobbie January 13, 2008

bozosexual

THE EXTREME SENSORY GRATIFICATION ONE GAINS FROM THE ACT OF CLOWN FUCKERY, I.E. ENGAGING IN MATING WITH CIRCUS CLOWNS.

A RARE FORM OF FETISHISM ,BOZOSEXUALS ARE SLOWLY EMERGING IN GROUPS TO GAIN RECOGNITION AND SUPPORT TO EXPRESS THEIR RARE FORM OF SEXUAL EXPRESSION

BOB NEVER COULD CONFESS HIS BOZOSEXUALITY TO HIS WIFE BUT OH HOW HIS SOUL YEARNED BE FREE WITH EACH TRIP HE TOOK TO THE CIRCUS

bozosexual by SENOR DILDO February 22, 2011

Bozosexual

The act of fucking clowns.

I fucked so many clowns I consider myself a Bozosexual.

Bozosexual by ZoeWolfe May 29, 2024

barosexual 

A sexual orientation of which a person can love no human being on the planet except Cha Sun Woo from B1A4

Person A : OMG look that guy is cute
Person B : please, I'm barosexual

barosexual by jinyoungsbutt February 8, 2013

Bromosexual 

A guy who is bromosexual is totally straight. In fact he will punch you in the face if you say that he's gay. He's so totally straight that he has sex with tons of chicks... sure his bro might be in the room with him, maybe videotaping it (with lots of close-ups of the penis)... or doing the same girl at the same time... with their penises touching...

So what if he's always slapping his broham's ass... and always hangs out in the showers at the gym... and yeah, maybe he was in a few circle jerks in middle school... and sure he puts his penis and/or testicles on his friends' faces every chance he gets when they're passed out drunk... and sure that frat initiation thing was a bit weird, but...

HE IS TOTALLY 100% NOT GAY.

Dude: You're so gay.
Bromosexual: Shut up! I will FUCK YOU IN THE ASS if you say I'm gay!!!
Other dude: Heh. Wait... what?

Bromosexual by Bitch-monkey January 7, 2008

Bedosexual 

Someone who becomes overly attracted to beds instead of humans to the point he/she wants to just stay in bed all day and sleep without any interruption

Some random person: oh bro you look so tired
Haseeb: oh yeah i am so tired i am awake for days now and all i want is my bed and some sleep but stupid Ellie wants me to stay up with her so i broke up with that ho and decide im gonna turn Bedosexual

Bedosexual by Inmate4587 February 27, 2019

bromosexuality 

when guys are really good friends, and they make jokes or talk to/about each other in ways that are almost homosexual, but not quite.

as in:

bromosexuality-
bro1: "shit man that hurt."
bro2: "that's not what you were saying last night"
bro1: "dude... i told you not to tell anyone about that."

bromosexuality by missLyma March 13, 2009

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010