when its just the guys at home (bachelor or home-alonehusband), the guys eat these. its the junk food in the grocery store that costs the least and will get you full the fastest.
Johnny's wife is gone this week, so he went out and bought some doritos, potato chips, and cookie dough..typical boydourves
Another name for testicles. Inspired from the word badonkadonk, boydonkadonks are usually large in size however the term can be applied to any males' testicles - large or small.
Girl 1: This really hot guy was working out at the gym, but he needed more support.
Girl 2: What do you mean?
Girl 1: His boydonkadonks were bouncing.
When a woman gives up dating / cavorting with the opposite sex for a temporary period in an attempt to enhance her overall well-being, including her mental health and her physical appearance. As a result, she may glow or look younger from lack of frowning and crying as if she had a Botox injection.
"Ever since she went on that boytox, she's seemed so happy. Positively glowing!"
"I hit rock bottom after three failed relationships. I put myself on a boytox in order to reset my love karma."
1st Person: "Twinklepoop-35 is in the potatoes again."
2nd Person: "Bordox!"
1st Person: "No seriously, there he is!"
2nd Person: "BORDOX!"
1st Person: "TAKE A FUCKING LOOK YOU TOOL!"
2nd Person: "..."