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When a woman gives up dating / cavorting with the opposite sex for a temporary period in an attempt to enhance her overall well-being, including her mental health and her physical appearance. As a result, she may glow or look younger from lack of frowning and crying as if she had a Botox injection.
"Ever since she went on that boytox, she's seemed so happy. Positively glowing!"

"I hit rock bottom after three failed relationships. I put myself on a boytox in order to reset my love karma."

"That boytox did wonders for her mental health."
boytox by Bollywood1977 April 6, 2013
Word of the Day on April 7, 2013
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Botox-Mongol 

Botox-Mongol a.k.a. Vladimir Putin is a KGB bred power-hungry little man. He is 183 cm/6 ft tall (with a feather on his head) and who resembles another little man, Adolf Hitler in his actions, in fact, he is a Slavic second-rate incarnation of Hitler; Vladolf Putler.

In addition to his lust for power, Vlad is also a vain person who wants to remain in history as a great, wrinkless geopolitician, therefore his face is saturated with botox injections although he is a mere authoritarian kleptocrat in a developing country with a nuclear weapon. It should come as no surprise that he is a control freak too, according to his ex-wife, the dishes in the closet had to be in a certain order, as well as the most important tool in his agent tenure in liberated Dresden; the stapler that had to be clean in his armpit holster.

About his hobbies. Vlad has a habit of riding horses, bears or a Siberian tiger and he tends to do it without a shirt and bra.

He can be called a Mongol for good reasons. As is well known, the Mongols enslaved the Slavs for a quarter of a millennium, and for this reason the Slavic gene pool was enriched by the sophisticated inheritance of the Mongols, this flourishing period of the Mongols and the Slavs in particular is called the Golden Horde.
- "Have you noticed a change in Putin's face?"
-" Yeah, he is such a botox-Mongol nowadays."
Botox-Mongol by O. W. Tongueincheek December 5, 2021
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botoxqueen1968 

botoxqueen1968 is such a boss babe boss !
botoxqueen1968 by F1SH ASF! March 8, 2021

boytoy twink malewife 

a cute nickname to call your partner!!!
person one: aww you're my boytoy twink malewife!

person two: w
what
boytoy twink malewife by koralzter January 29, 2023

hitting botox 

Its been a long night at the club, I am really hitting botox right now
hitting botox by rugtug8000 January 3, 2020

botoxymoron 

someone who goes under the knife in an attempt to look better/younger/faster than before, and yet emerges strangely ... not.
"Poor Melanie Griffith, she's such a botoxymoron. Bitch needs to stop with the injections before her face swells beyond all recognition and the corners of her lips meet at the back of her head."
botoxymoron by westward ho June 18, 2007

botox forehead

Term for obvious botox in the forehead- seen when one shows expression, only the very top of the forehead crinkles, the rest is waxy smooth and doesn't move.
Hey, honey, you missed a spot with your botox forehead- it's still moving at the top!
botox forehead by kitters February 8, 2013
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"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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Witch Bath 

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She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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