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The term “Bowlshit” was started by NASCAR Legend Brad Keselowski mispronuncing the more common term “bullshit”
Bowlshit sounds better. Packs more punch, makes you feel at home. There is something about it I just love!
Bowlshit sounds better. Packs more punch, makes you feel at home. There is something about it I just love!
Tino- “Fucking Bowlshit man”
Weston- “What in da Fuck did you just say Mothafucka, are you on Drugs?!!”
Weston- “What in da Fuck did you just say Mothafucka, are you on Drugs?!!”
by EricSparks November 6, 2025
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Use 1- When you are working on some Bowlshit like your car a nothing is going right so you chuck your channel locks across the shop and scream “YOU FUCKING COCK SUCKER!”
Use 2- Cocksuckers are typically Faggots, as us “Normal” men don’t go around sucking cocks. I think the television said the “correct” way to describe a faggot is Homosexual or something along those lines, but we all know they are just a huge cocksucker.
Use 1- When you are working on some Bowlshit like your car a nothing is going right so you chuck your channel locks across the shop and scream “YOU FUCKING COCK SUCKER!”
Use 2- Cocksuckers are typically Faggots, as us “Normal” men don’t go around sucking cocks. I think the television said the “correct” way to describe a faggot is Homosexual or something along those lines, but we all know they are just a huge cocksucker.
Use 1- Geoff- “God fucking damn whoever put this drain plug on must of sottered it on! You fucking cocksucker!“
Use 2- Garrett- “Oh look, there going the faggots to go and suck on some more Cock”
Use 2- Garrett- “Oh look, there going the faggots to go and suck on some more Cock”
by EricSparks November 6, 2025
Get the Cocksucker mug.Facebook is that shit that all those youngeons use nowadays to post up a bunch of shit about how “Crooked” Hillary Clinton is awesome or about the next (insert town name here)’s Mom’s Meetup! Back in the good old days we read a book if we were bored. Actually back in the good old days we stared at the fucking wall and watched that paint dry. I just hate how much fun and entertainment there is now. Unfortunately, this generation is as fucked as a hooker in Vegas!
Darrell- “Holy Fuck, if Stacy doesn’t stop posting on Facebook about fucking farmers markets I’m gonna smack my head into a goddamn wall!”
Maxwell- “ME FUCKING TOO”
Maxwell- “ME FUCKING TOO”
by EricSparks November 6, 2025
Get the Facebook mug.Ever driving in your car and some jerk off flys by you and nearly hits you in a beat up old piece of shit Beamer with the bumper hanging off. You, kind sir have in fact encountered a hood rat.
Apparently in order to be a hood rat you must smoke copious amounts of weed, drive like a douche, work at Popeyes or some shit like that, and have your pants hanging down as low as a midgit.
Apparently in order to be a hood rat you must smoke copious amounts of weed, drive like a douche, work at Popeyes or some shit like that, and have your pants hanging down as low as a midgit.
Tony- “Holy fuck man, he almost took my mirror off!!!”
Brad- “that’s a fucking HOOD RAT!!!! Fuck it here!!!!!”
Brad- “that’s a fucking HOOD RAT!!!! Fuck it here!!!!!”
by EricSparks November 6, 2025
Get the Hood Rat mug.Being a white male, I don’t know much about the Spanish language. However, my sombrero wearing friend Pablo came on down the block this morning and taught me a fabulous new Spanish word.
Cerveza is the thing that makes dreams come true, might even call it gods nectar.
I know supposedly Jesus turned water into wine, Pablo and I think differently. Jesus turned water into Cerveza!
Cerveza is the thing that makes dreams come true, might even call it gods nectar.
I know supposedly Jesus turned water into wine, Pablo and I think differently. Jesus turned water into Cerveza!
by EricSparks November 6, 2025
Get the Cerveza mug.This is one of those words that people across this damn country love to disagree about how its pronounced. The correct way to say the term "Pecan", is PuH-KAHN, not PEE-CAN. A PEE CAN is something you piss in, a Puh-Kahn is that nut that is oh so pleasurable just like when you bust a nut.
Your Aunt that is obsessed with Astrology likely swears it is PEE-CAN, however, just like with Astrology, she is completely wrong.
Your Aunt that is obsessed with Astrology likely swears it is PEE-CAN, however, just like with Astrology, she is completely wrong.
Dale- "Hey, how do you say the word Pecan (Puh-kahn)"
Ethan- "I personally say PEE-CAN"
Dale- "Just like everything you've said, Ethan, is incorrect. A PEE-CAN is something you piss in."
Ethan- "I personally say PEE-CAN"
Dale- "Just like everything you've said, Ethan, is incorrect. A PEE-CAN is something you piss in."
by EricSparks November 6, 2025
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