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A Festering Hell Hole is basically any big city nowadays. This term is generally in reference to big cities, and not smaller regions. Basically this term means that the city in question is a hellhole (as the name implies). In other words the city is an absolute disgrace and is made up of crime, pollution, corruption, and basically any term in the realm of “Hell”. Common cities this term is used for are New York, Philadelphia, Detroit, and Memphis, but the list is much greater than that.
Juan- “Hey man I was wondering are you still going to buy that car down in Memphis?”
Carl- “Not a chance bud. I highly recommend that you don’t take one step into that Festering HellHole of a city, because I’m sure that outcome won’t be good.”
Carl- “Not a chance bud. I highly recommend that you don’t take one step into that Festering HellHole of a city, because I’m sure that outcome won’t be good.”
by EricSparks March 10, 2022
Get the Festering Hellhole mug.Facebook is that shit that all those youngeons use nowadays to post up a bunch of shit about how “Crooked” Hillary Clinton is awesome or about the next (insert town name here)’s Mom’s Meetup! Back in the good old days we read a book if we were bored. Actually back in the good old days we stared at the fucking wall and watched that paint dry. I just hate how much fun and entertainment there is now. Unfortunately, this generation is as fucked as a hooker in Vegas!
Darrell- “Holy Fuck, if Stacy doesn’t stop posting on Facebook about fucking farmers markets I’m gonna smack my head into a goddamn wall!”
Maxwell- “ME FUCKING TOO”
Maxwell- “ME FUCKING TOO”
by EricSparks November 6, 2025
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Get the Cuck mug.Ever driving in your car and some jerk off flys by you and nearly hits you in a beat up old piece of shit Beamer with the bumper hanging off. You, kind sir have in fact encountered a hood rat.
Apparently in order to be a hood rat you must smoke copious amounts of weed, drive like a douche, work at Popeyes or some shit like that, and have your pants hanging down as low as a midgit.
Apparently in order to be a hood rat you must smoke copious amounts of weed, drive like a douche, work at Popeyes or some shit like that, and have your pants hanging down as low as a midgit.
Tony- “Holy fuck man, he almost took my mirror off!!!”
Brad- “that’s a fucking HOOD RAT!!!! Fuck it here!!!!!”
Brad- “that’s a fucking HOOD RAT!!!! Fuck it here!!!!!”
by EricSparks November 6, 2025
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Use 1- When you are working on some Bowlshit like your car a nothing is going right so you chuck your channel locks across the shop and scream “YOU FUCKING COCK SUCKER!”
Use 2- Cocksuckers are typically Faggots, as us “Normal” men don’t go around sucking cocks. I think the television said the “correct” way to describe a faggot is Homosexual or something along those lines, but we all know they are just a huge cocksucker.
Use 1- When you are working on some Bowlshit like your car a nothing is going right so you chuck your channel locks across the shop and scream “YOU FUCKING COCK SUCKER!”
Use 2- Cocksuckers are typically Faggots, as us “Normal” men don’t go around sucking cocks. I think the television said the “correct” way to describe a faggot is Homosexual or something along those lines, but we all know they are just a huge cocksucker.
Use 1- Geoff- “God fucking damn whoever put this drain plug on must of sottered it on! You fucking cocksucker!“
Use 2- Garrett- “Oh look, there going the faggots to go and suck on some more Cock”
Use 2- Garrett- “Oh look, there going the faggots to go and suck on some more Cock”
by EricSparks November 6, 2025
Get the Cocksucker mug.Beer Budget is typically the most important part of your budget, unless you live in a Libtard state where you are forced to pay $15 for a pack of smokes, in which case your Smoke Budget is more important. For some reason, Democrat leaders believe that Cigarettes are bad for you, but from my personal experience, its quite the opposite.
Without your beer budget, there would be no positives left in life. Life is about 2 things. Beer and Pussy. Sorry I mean Beer and Work. Without beer you can't work, without work, you can't afford your beer budget. Its really like an abusive relationship where your Woman doesn't let you fuck her for some unapparent reason. At least with the Work-Beer relationship, you get both, with a Sexless Marriage, you put in the effort, but you don't get to put your dick in her.
Without your beer budget, there would be no positives left in life. Life is about 2 things. Beer and Pussy. Sorry I mean Beer and Work. Without beer you can't work, without work, you can't afford your beer budget. Its really like an abusive relationship where your Woman doesn't let you fuck her for some unapparent reason. At least with the Work-Beer relationship, you get both, with a Sexless Marriage, you put in the effort, but you don't get to put your dick in her.
Billy- "My Beer Budget is out, FUCK!"
Cody- "What you gonna do, you need beer!"
Billy- "Im gonna head on down to that name bodega and rob their asses."
Cody- "As long as you get that 30 rack, thats all that matters!"
Billy- "Damn Straight!"
Cody- "What you gonna do, you need beer!"
Billy- "Im gonna head on down to that name bodega and rob their asses."
Cody- "As long as you get that 30 rack, thats all that matters!"
Billy- "Damn Straight!"
by EricSparks November 6, 2025
Get the Beer Budget mug.This term has multiple uses. The first of these is a garbage can. The term can is used in this setting very commonly because the word can is in the name stupid. Another use of the word can is a shitter. If you don’t know what a shitter is, I’m sure you can infer from the name. Another common use of the term can is a can with beer inside, however the only time the term can is used is when the liquid inside the can is beer.
Eduardo- “Yo can you pass me a can real quick?”
Al- “Ya sure, just make sure you throw your can in the can when your done with it and hit the can on the way out”
Al- “Ya sure, just make sure you throw your can in the can when your done with it and hit the can on the way out”
by EricSparks September 14, 2021
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