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The greatest dangler in the history of man kind
Crosby is such a bousquet
Bousquet by Justin GD February 11, 2009

Danielle Elizabeth Rose Bousquet 

the most amazing girl that anyone will ever meet. She has the most amazing, beautiful eyes that sparkle. Her hair is amazing and looks good no matter what length it is, or color. She is the best dancer I have ever seen. I know her dream is to become a dancer and i believe she can do it. She has the cutest smile and her hips are sexy. She is all i could ever want in a girl, but she doesn't even know i exist.
Damn, shes gorgeous, must be Danielle Elizabeth Rose Bousquet

bouquet of humanity 

The Prosecution's term for the multiple ethnicities and ages of the people who witnessed the death of George Floyd.
Not only were there multiple bystanders of different races and ages, a bouquet of humanity, but they were all strangers with nothing in common!

albanian bouquet

A verision of a pimp slap, named as such because the motion resembles the presenting of a bouquet of flowers, with the motion starting around the ear and the back of the hand coming down on the target, preferably a broad that won't shut up.
If Lisa doesn't shut her piehole, she's going to get the Albanian Bouquet.
albanian bouquet by Bokolis October 7, 2012
The liquid material that accumulates below your grundle after strenuous activity or a long day at work. Carries a very pungent odor that is often described as having a pickled taste. Great for removing nail polish, gingivitis prevention, or having your friend smell off your finger in an act of spite. Goldbond will minimize bousque production.
Robins dripped bousque all over Lee's face as a thank you to Lee for having been repeately bismarcked by Lee earlier in the day.
bousque by Nargill December 14, 2006

Poor Man's Bouquet 

-noun

1. The act of a man scooping up his penis and testicles from beneath with his hand into something vaguely resembling a fleshy bouquet of flowers. Best accomplished after a long, hot shower for maximum effect.

2. Also known as the "PMB."
1. "It was Valentine's Day and Bruce was a little low on cash; wisely he opted out of buying some cheesy flowers. Bruce knocked on his girlfriends door and presented her with a magnificent Poor Man's Bouquet."

2. "Look at that hot chick across the bar... I'm thinking about taking her back to my place and showing her the PMB."