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bousque

The liquid material that accumulates below your grundle after strenuous activity or a long day at work. Carries a very pungent odor that is often described as having a pickled taste. Great for removing nail polish, gingivitis prevention, or having your friend smell off your finger in an act of spite. Goldbond will minimize bousque production.
Robins dripped bousque all over Lee's face as a thank you to Lee for having been repeately bismarcked by Lee earlier in the day.
by Nargill December 14, 2006
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bouquet of humanity

The Prosecution's term for the multiple ethnicities and ages of the people who witnessed the death of George Floyd.
Not only were there multiple bystanders of different races and ages, a bouquet of humanity, but they were all strangers with nothing in common!
by talk2me-JCH2 March 29, 2021
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albanian bouquet

A verision of a pimp slap, named as such because the motion resembles the presenting of a bouquet of flowers, with the motion starting around the ear and the back of the hand coming down on the target, preferably a broad that won't shut up.
If Lisa doesn't shut her piehole, she's going to get the Albanian Bouquet.
by Bokolis October 7, 2012
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Bouqueret

The combination of several bouquets into one. A process of removing the dying flowers and bringing together the healthy flowers for a new, remixed bouquet. Bouquerets are typically large and elegant. Will class up any joint!

Pronunciation: Boo-ka-ray
"Wow! Mom, you made such a lovely bouqueret! It makes our house look so sophisticated" - Favorite Daughter
by WhenYourMomMakesUpWords July 30, 2017
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Poor Man's Bouquet

-noun

1. The act of a man scooping up his penis and testicles from beneath with his hand into something vaguely resembling a fleshy bouquet of flowers. Best accomplished after a long, hot shower for maximum effect.

2. Also known as the "PMB."
1. "It was Valentine's Day and Bruce was a little low on cash; wisely he opted out of buying some cheesy flowers. Bruce knocked on his girlfriends door and presented her with a magnificent Poor Man's Bouquet."

2. "Look at that hot chick across the bar... I'm thinking about taking her back to my place and showing her the PMB."
by Spineripper18 March 12, 2011
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Roadside Bouquet

A person who rides any two-wheeled motorized vehicle(scooter, motorcycle, etc.) without a helmet. The word comes from the flower arrangements placed on the side of the road where a deadly accident occured.
"Dude! Did you see that guy in the motorcyle? He had to be going at least a hundred!" "Yea, I also noticed he was wearing jean-shorts and a tank top with no helmet. Regular Roadside Bouquet.
by ResidentJared June 26, 2010
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bouquet of dicks

Reference to receiving bad news or a problem issue brought to you. Some one else's mistake becomes yours to fix.
My mechanic called with a "bouquet of dicks" telling me it's the transmission that's shot.
by brickeycrow November 6, 2017
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