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Bourdain 

(verb or noun)

To use menstrual blood in/as an offensive tactic OR engage in positive sexual activity where menstrual blood is involved (usu. fetish pornography)
"Dude, I was on my period and this guy was ticking me off so bad that I wanted to Bourdain all over him."

OR

"She was on her period but we both like to make love anyway. So what if I am going to get a Bourdain ?"
Bourdain by Angie F. March 19, 2008

Anthony Bourdain 

Anthony Bourdain; noun, adj.

Anthony Bourdain is an author, chef, and television host. This is ironic because he is also Satan. He is one of the baddest motherfuckers to grace television. His books are well written, conscious, and can be quite humorous. His restraunt, Les Halles, serves amazing French cuisine and is located in New York. He has/had two television shows. The first being "A Cook's Tour" on the Food Network. The second show, "No Reservations", being an almost exact copy, but far better and is still being aired with new seasons being filmed.

On his shows he is known for eating way to much (yet being tall and skinny), smoking excessively, and getting drunk most everywhere he goes. He can also be extremely obnoxious and arrogant when doing any of these three things.

He has also eaten some very nasty things. Andrew Zimmern cannot even stand in the same ring with this guy. Bourdain once ate a Wild Hog's anus while in Namibia.
Cody: Dude, I saw Anthony Bourdain on my trip to New York!

Brian: Bullshit. He wouldn't talk to a faggot like you.

Cody: Good point, but he is still awesome.

Brian: Don't tell me shit I already know, Captain Obvious.
Anthony Bourdain by I<3tits April 6, 2008

bourdain pour

A large pour of alcohol. Suitable for the likes of Anthony Bourdain. (R.I.P.)
Everyone is getting a Bourdain pour of whiskey, we're in mourning, goddamit!
bourdain pour by Matt&Lucy August 13, 2018

Anthony Bourdain 

A handsome Cancer man, who was a cocky, sarcastic, knowledgeable, open minded, liberal, functioning alcoholic type of motherfucker who was brave enough to travel to weird ass places and speak his mind, even though it was sometimes cringy, funny, and got him into trouble at times. 6/25/56-6/8/18
Anthony Bourdain said," Fuck you!"to the cop when he was getting arrested for public intoxication. (I have no proof this happened, its a scenario.)

Anthony Bourdain 

When smoking marijuana, that one infamous hit that nudges you from sober to high. Usually occurs five to ten minutes into the smoking session, depending upon the quality of the weed. If the weed's super dank, one might Anthony Bourdain on the first hit, though this is rare (and would consequently enable one to appropriately declare, "Noooo reservations!").

Named for the popular chef/host/tour guide who is known for his liberal attitude towards mind-altering substances and who was, incidentally, on television when this phenomenon was being named.
Example 1.
Seymour had been smoking with his friend Mortimer for a few minutes when he suddenly felt the stirrings of a good high. "Ah... I just Anthony Bourdained," he announced.

"There she blows," answered Mortimer.

Example 2.
Jane took her third hit from the bong. As she slowly released the smoke from her lungs and felt her extremities start to tingle, she realized that the hit was her Anthony Bourdain.

bourdainer 

arousal resulting from the sight or consumption of delicious food, usually pork
"Dude, I totally got a Bourdainer from that roast pig."
bourdainer by bonermcjam November 13, 2011
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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
Word of the Day on August 15, 2026

SkyPesos 

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.
- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018
Word of the Day on August 14, 2026

Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.
Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.
Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on August 13, 2026

Hate Draft

1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.
1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.
Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009
Word of the Day on August 12, 2026
"I can pull James Bond stunts in a jalopy."
jalopy by watson November 20, 2002
Word of the Day on August 11, 2026

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026
Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
Word of the Day on August 9, 2026
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