Definitions by Matt&Lucy

Virtual spliff 

When you hit a weed vape and a tobacco vape at the same time.

Noah: Yo, let me hit your vape.
Matt: The weed one or the tobacco one?
Noah: Both. Virtual spliff!

Noah hits both at the same time.

Virtual spliff by Matt&Lucy June 27, 2022

lebald 

When you're going bald like Lebron James, but you still keep your line up.

Don lemon is going Lebald. That fool needs to get on with it and shave his head!

lebald by Matt&Lucy October 13, 2018

bourdain pour

A large pour of alcohol. Suitable for the likes of Anthony Bourdain. (R.I.P.)

Everyone is getting a Bourdain pour of whiskey, we're in mourning, goddamit!

bourdain pour by Matt&Lucy August 13, 2018

bukowski pour 

A large serving of alcohol.

It's been a rough one, today. I'm gonna go home and have a bukowski pour of whiskey.

bukowski pour by Matt&Lucy June 14, 2018

Blackcent 

Accent of black people perpetuated by media and white people trying to sound “urban". Most blatantly used in “Malibus most wanted" and most Eminem songs.

Whiteboy: Break yo self pekka wood! I'm finna pop a cap in ya ass!

Black guy: what's with the blackcent, Chad?

Blackcent by Matt&Lucy June 14, 2018

the bigger the hoop the bigger the hole

The bigger the hoop earrings are on a lady, the bigger her hole, or vaginal entryway is.

Guy 1: There sure are some fine ladies in his club. Look at that one, with the big hoop earrings!

Guy 2: watch out for that one, bruh. You know what they say, the bigger the hoop the bigger the hole.

the bigger the hoop the bigger the hole by Matt&Lucy July 25, 2016

Latcent 

Accent that Latinos have perpetuated by media and pop culture.

Sofia Vergara has a mad latcent.

Latcent by Matt&Lucy July 13, 2015