Matt&Lucy's definitions

lebald

When you're going bald like Lebron James, but you still keep your line up.

Don lemon is going Lebald. That fool needs to get on with it and shave his head!

by Matt&Lucy October 13, 2018

Two beer tired

The tiredness experienced after having only two beers and needing a third to turn up.

I'm two beer tired let's turn it up and go hard tonight.

by Matt&Lucy April 2, 2015

the bigger the hoop the bigger the hole

The bigger the hoop earrings are on a lady, the bigger her hole, or vaginal entryway is.

Guy 1: There sure are some fine ladies in his club. Look at that one, with the big hoop earrings!

Guy 2: watch out for that one, bruh. You know what they say, the bigger the hoop the bigger the hole.

by Matt&Lucy July 25, 2016

bukowski pour

A large serving of alcohol.

It's been a rough one, today. I'm gonna go home and have a bukowski pour of whiskey.

by Matt&Lucy June 14, 2018

Latcent

Accent that Latinos have perpetuated by media and pop culture.

Sofia Vergara has a mad latcent.

by Matt&Lucy July 13, 2015

Blackcent

Accent of black people perpetuated by media and white people trying to sound “urban". Most blatantly used in “Malibus most wanted" and most Eminem songs.

Whiteboy: Break yo self pekka wood! I'm finna pop a cap in ya ass!

Black guy: what's with the blackcent, Chad?

by Matt&Lucy June 14, 2018

bourdain pour

A large pour of alcohol. Suitable for the likes of Anthony Bourdain. (R.I.P.)

Everyone is getting a Bourdain pour of whiskey, we're in mourning, goddamit!

by Matt&Lucy August 13, 2018