A man who convinces a woman to enter a seemingly (but not)
dangerous body of water for the sole
purpose of rescuing her and becoming a
hero.
Man: I dare you to walk out into the
river.
Woman: It’s too cold! And fast!
Man: Nah, you’ll be fine.
Woman: Are you just trying to Mitch Buchannon me??!
(Two
friends talking)
Friend #1: How was the lake?
Friend #2: Great, then shit got real. Had to pull my woman out of the water.
Friend #1:
Dude, did you Mitch Buchannon her?!
Friend #2: Fuck yeah I did.