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The last name of some of the cutest people on the planet. If you know a Botts, then you should consider yourself very lucky.
Holy cow, he's cute..." "He MUST be a Botts.
Botts by blahblahblahu January 3, 2011

botts dots 

They are the raised reflectos that are on the white lines on the highway.

Botts' Dots are named after their inventor, Elbert Botts, a chemist who worked for Caltrans in the 1950s because painting the lines every year was very expensive and dangerous.
Those botts dots sure are annoying the kids are sleeping in the back seat!
botts dots by zookeeper January 22, 2005
Cheers!! Botts up!!
Botts up by Bkcd123 June 30, 2017
Botts up the wine down with me and let's go down together
Botts up by pccm June 30, 2017
When your front line supervisor overcomplicates easy, mundane work that should be done in a reasonable amount of time, into an impossible task that cannot be finished because he likes to make you suffer for his own sick pleasure
"Well, there's a few changes..."
"But, we're almost done!?"
"You better come get new written instructions, don't plan on getting out on time."
"Man, we just got Botts'd."

bertie botts 

the jelly beans in the Harry Potter series. they come in literally every flavour, from cherry to vomit. Warner Bros. made a movie tie-in, creating the beans to be sold in stores made by Jelly Belly.
I tried my luck by eating bertie botts every flavour beans and got a booger flavoured one!
bertie botts by de leon October 12, 2006