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Bottle Battle 

An ancient and divine drinking game created by the gods of old that came to me in a dream one night.

Players pass around an entire handle of Jack Daniel’s Tennessee Whiskey until the bottle is finished. The winner is whoever doesn’t die.
“Ok Dudes and Dykes, it’s time to play Bottle Battle!” said Rick.

“I hope I don’t piss myself like last time!” said Mick.
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Battle Bottle 

Liquid containment vessel used primarily during fleet movements and engagements while playing EVE Online.
ChaeDoc II > Need to go AFK for bio
Moefugger > Use your Battle Bottle
ChaeDoc II > It's full :(
Battle Bottle by ChaeDoc July 25, 2011

bottle it 

When you're on the verge of doing something awesome but back out at the last second or fail to accomplish your objectives due to cowardice.

Whether it's gaining a sizable lead during a Street Fighter match but ultimately losing or posting an inflamatory response on the forum then deleting it are two common examples of how to bottle it.

Also see bottler.
Oh my god, he's going to bottle it... BOTTLER!
bottle it by TheFunPolice May 14, 2005

Battle Captain 

In a deployed HQ, there is one person who's job it is to make shit happen. This is the Battle Captain & it is a thankless task, involving many hours without sleep, trying to get more senior officers to stop dicking around & actually concentrate on the task in hand. If everything goes swimmingly, the same senior officers get the credit but if it all goes to ratshit, the Battle Captain has his or her buttons cut off, sword is snapped & they are sat on their horse backwards & paraded out of camp
"This is a rolling goatfuck & we are all going to die" followed by "let's blame the Battle Captain".
Battle Captain by Bumsnorkler March 22, 2019

Bottle of smiles 

"I'm starting this weekend off with a 'bottle of smiles' and a liter of Pepsi!"

Battle Droid

A variant of Chad that is either asexual or attracted to nonliving things
Becky: Anon is SUCH a battle droid
B1-D79: I know right? Roger roger

fart battle 

With roots in the Japanese Edo period (1603-1867), and popularized by the daily fart battle web site, FartBattle(dot)com, a fart battle is a flatulence competition where 2 or more participants expel flatus and a winner is deemed based on several criteria such as length, vibration, volume, frequency, smell, or dampness.
Why are you guys farting into your smart phones?
Oh, we're having a fart battle, recording our farts to be put up on FartBattle(dot)com for judging. We must settle this score!
fart battle by Scottopolis November 28, 2013