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Botswanian

A botswanian is the highest possible insult to anyone who has a poor skill level

Botswanians often are new to the game and cannot hear when an enemy is near

If you are called a botswanian uninstall your game and chuck your console out the window
Liam you absolute botburger, actually no, you are a botswanian.

CHUCK AH YOUR XBOX OUTTA DAH WINDOWWW YOU BOTSWANIAN
Botswanian by Liam Collins January 1, 2020
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Botswanian meat grinder 

When Botwanian monkey anus is grinded into sloppy Joe, put on a big dick and served down a female German's throat as she tries to yodel.
Heidi caught za dirty Botswanian meat grinder last night. That slick bitch loves to yodel on my big swamp eater.

Botswana Boobs 

This is when the nipple resides on the boob in relation to where Botswana sits on the globe

Very far south
Those nipples about to fall off the map on those Botswana boobs

Botswana Bambi 

Check out the botswana bambi, damn she must be far from the comforts of home.
Botswana Bambi by Ranchgirls December 7, 2020

botswana 

the BIGGEST diamond producer in the world. the most politically stable country in the world. the only country which had its first 2 presidents with the title 'SIR'.
wer r u from? ans: Africa. Botswana
botswana by pi123456789 November 13, 2006

Buttsex In Botswana

The term refers to American military foreign policy in which the establishment of Democracy and Civil/Human Rights are the reasons for war in the face of a so called tyrannical government. The fact that once said tyranny is toppled and America begins to do the usual of extracting resources, reducing the country to rubble via warfare, while installing their own incompetent corrupt puppet regimes is implied as a given. The end result is that American soldiers are fighting the war due to said country not being liberal enough. So while they're dying in some wartorn hellhole, Neoliberal (though sometimes Neocon as well) figures can have feel good talking points while pretending they're supporting the "good guys" and are on the "right side of history" as if life were a Marvel comic book.

The term is essentially meaningless and is used as a way to mock Neoliberal politics. See Globohomo for details
Man 1: I just joined the Army! I ship to basic next month
Man 2: Oh great and waddya gonna do, fight for Buttsex in Botswana?

botswana 

The country that yakko likes for some reason
Tunisia, Morocco, Uganda, Angola, Zimbabwe, Djibouti, BOTSWANAAAAAAA
botswana by rik asly August 4, 2021
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