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South African country, formerly ruled by the Portuguese. Their flag is a neat tweak on the hammer and sickle.
Angola's flag rules.
Angola by SovietViking January 18, 2004
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A style of Capoeira started by Mestre Pastinha, characterized typically by closer, more cooperative play than Regional.
It seems so slow-moving and easy, but Capoeira Angola is a mental game, very much like Chess.
Eu sou Angoleiro, Angoleiro que eu sou.
Angola by Angoleiro December 7, 2006
Boring and miserable town in Western New York that sucks at everything. Constantly overshadowed by Angola-on-the-lake. Only good for its movie theater, Dan's restaurant, and its proximity to cheap watered-down gasoline on the reservation a few miles away.
Guy from Derby: "I'm from Derby, I'm better than you."

Guy from Angola: "Yeah."
Angola by AmishAmtk January 23, 2012
A country in Africa bordered by Namibia and Botswana to the south,Zambia to the east,the DRC and the republic of the congo to the north,and the atlantic ocean to the west,
Bob:hey wanna go to Angola?
Steve:yeah sure,a poor-ass country in africa that has nothing to see?
Angola by ChocolateMammoth January 31, 2021
A country in Africa that is two countries above South Africa and a neighbor to the north of Namibia. Portuguese speaking country. A pretty cool place overall, but it has a lot of room for improvement, specifically on the poverty front. Expect to see a lot of that country within the next 10 years. Also, the Angolan accent in both Portuguese and English is really cool.
Angolan person: sou Angolano, e tu?
Me: Sou dos Estados Unidos Da America
Angolan person: that Portuguese accent was so bad
Me: I know

Angola Middle School 

A shit school. Sexist staff. Men aren’t aloud to use the bathroom. Girls get away with everything. Filled with slutty girls. Pedophile teachers.
Damn I really never want to go to Angola Middle School

angola middle school 

sexist management, racist white boys, trumpies, fake bitches, pedophile teachers, a cock roach principal, and all around a shitty school:)
“Wait you go to angola middle school?”

yea, i just got fucked in the bathroom
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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