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South African country, formerly ruled by the Portuguese. Their flag is a neat tweak on the hammer and sickle.
Angola's flag rules.
Angola by SovietViking January 18, 2004
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A style of Capoeira started by Mestre Pastinha, characterized typically by closer, more cooperative play than Regional.
It seems so slow-moving and easy, but Capoeira Angola is a mental game, very much like Chess.
Eu sou Angoleiro, Angoleiro que eu sou.
Angola by Angoleiro December 7, 2006
Boring and miserable town in Western New York that sucks at everything. Constantly overshadowed by Angola-on-the-lake. Only good for its movie theater, Dan's restaurant, and its proximity to cheap watered-down gasoline on the reservation a few miles away.
Guy from Derby: "I'm from Derby, I'm better than you."

Guy from Angola: "Yeah."
Angola by AmishAmtk January 23, 2012
A country in Africa bordered by Namibia and Botswana to the south,Zambia to the east,the DRC and the republic of the congo to the north,and the atlantic ocean to the west,
Bob:hey wanna go to Angola?
Steve:yeah sure,a poor-ass country in africa that has nothing to see?
Angola by ChocolateMammoth January 31, 2021
A country in Africa that is two countries above South Africa and a neighbor to the north of Namibia. Portuguese speaking country. A pretty cool place overall, but it has a lot of room for improvement, specifically on the poverty front. Expect to see a lot of that country within the next 10 years. Also, the Angolan accent in both Portuguese and English is really cool.
Angolan person: sou Angolano, e tu?
Me: Sou dos Estados Unidos Da America
Angolan person: that Portuguese accent was so bad
Me: I know

Angola Middle School 

A shit school. Sexist staff. Men aren’t aloud to use the bathroom. Girls get away with everything. Filled with slutty girls. Pedophile teachers.
Damn I really never want to go to Angola Middle School

angola middle school 

sexist management, racist white boys, trumpies, fake bitches, pedophile teachers, a cock roach principal, and all around a shitty school:)
“Wait you go to angola middle school?”

“yea, i just got fucked in the bathroom
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Example 2:
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