A rare disease impacting multiple areas of the being.
Symptoms include: horripilation, snatiation, barking cough, fishy body odor, sudden desire to eat ice, and extreme fatigue. This disease has no known cure, in part due to its status as a
non-existent public health issue. While efforts to raise awareness modular botitis are certainly in progress, it is
important to note that this disease has yet to affect anyone, ever.