Brotitus
"Laura, I know I've been acting strange. I'm sorry. I'm suffering from a severe case of Brotitus. I haven't seen John and Tim for over 3 weeks!"
Brotitus by Word Boss LA December 7, 2011
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brotits
An extension of bro, brother, bra, broski. etc. Can be used during any part of the conversation, but is most commonly interjected at the start or end of one.
Sam: What you gettin into tonight dude?
Connor: Not a damn thing brotits, wanna bake?
Sam:Hell yes I do!
Connor: Ight man, roll out to my field and i'll call some bitches
Connor: Not a damn thing brotits, wanna bake?
Sam:Hell yes I do!
Connor: Ight man, roll out to my field and i'll call some bitches
brotits by thebiscuitskanker November 22, 2009
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Brocitus
A date threatening disease found rarely in women which could be compared to "Friend-zone syndrome" found in men.
Symptoms of Brocitus are :
- A complete and total inibility to flirt
- A need to continueally use words such as bro, man, dude, yo, etc etc.
- Most of your friends are guys
- Not giving a fu** about how guys percieve you
- Laughing at sexist jokes
- the girl will usually has a best friend which guys find cute or interesting
- it's rare for a guy to call you cute / tell you they like you
- etc.
This is not to be confused with the tom-boy. Which terms have come to mean a girl who hangs out with guys yet is able to flirt, giggle, talk in a high pitched voice, etc.
Symptoms of Brocitus are :
- A complete and total inibility to flirt
- A need to continueally use words such as bro, man, dude, yo, etc etc.
- Most of your friends are guys
- Not giving a fu** about how guys percieve you
- Laughing at sexist jokes
- the girl will usually has a best friend which guys find cute or interesting
- it's rare for a guy to call you cute / tell you they like you
- etc.
This is not to be confused with the tom-boy. Which terms have come to mean a girl who hangs out with guys yet is able to flirt, giggle, talk in a high pitched voice, etc.
"I thought it was going well, and then he told me I'm such a good bro."
"I wish (insert name here would act like he's interested in me) too BAD I have BROCITUS"
*With your guy friends and another group of guys walks up.* You get introduced as "My bro (insert name here)" and the other group right away sees you as a bro.
"I wish (insert name here would act like he's interested in me) too BAD I have BROCITUS"
*With your guy friends and another group of guys walks up.* You get introduced as "My bro (insert name here)" and the other group right away sees you as a bro.
Brocitus by lulugirl1313 June 21, 2011
Brotimus Maximus
Brotimus Maximus by Brotimus Maximus November 11, 2009
Brotitude
Brotitude by teh reel choder October 16, 2013
brobitussin
Steve: Fuck man i got a nasty case of the sniffles. Plus, my throat is scratchie.
Broseph: Take some fucking Brobitussin man.
Broseph: Take some fucking Brobitussin man.
brobitussin by Brostradamus December 8, 2009
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