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bodfucked 

getting stuck behind and old crippled fucker and being late for class
TEACHER:"Why were you late for class?"
STUDENT:"Sorry I was bodfucked"
TEACHER:*RESULTS MAY VARY*

"Oh ok, thats fine. Take a seat"
bodfucked by LOL25550 December 2, 2011
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bootfucked 

To be mentallyand emotionally ruined under stress and pressure from bootcamp. The persona of a bootfucked soldier/veteran/person is the same as a scitsofrinic or any other mentally unstable phsyc ward patient.
That Pvt. Pile from Full Metal Jacket was so bootfucked he shot his drill instructor and then turned the gun on him self.
bootfucked by kamillark April 16, 2010

bootfucked 

1. Upon the start up of your computer it emits a horrible screaming noise, like it is being violated and then promptly dies.

2. to feel like your anal region has been violated with incredible force.
1. Jim, what's wrong with my PC? I started it up and it screamed at me and turned off.
Well Jane, it looks as if your computer is bootfucked.

2. "I took a crap so huge that after I was done it felt like I had been bootfucked by a skinhead."
bootfucked by Tigertosser December 6, 2004

bootfucked 

I've been bootfucked!
bootfucked by Ky April 6, 2004

BATFUCKED 

To do what studybudy did to Spence on July 13, 2018. Synonyms: Raped, Fucked, Anally destroyed
Damn, Piper Perri just got BATFUCKED
BATFUCKED by StudyBudy2.0 July 14, 2018
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
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