Ky's definitions

Texas

The best damn state in the country! That's all you need to know.

Texas is better than your state.

by KY May 13, 2005

Pro Hoe

A pro hoe is a girl who is so good at hoeing, she is now considered a pro; thus, pro hoe.
Pro hoes are easily recognizable by their lack of clothing during cold temperatures, which doesn't affect them at all. They're so used to wearing their hoe outfits during cold weather that just because it may be 30 degrees outside doesn't mean they can't wear their booty skirts, bra-like tops and hooker boots.

Damn, bitch, it's freezing outside and you're wearing next to nothing! You look like a pro hoe!

by KY March 5, 2005

fangirl

Ever watched TRL when N*Sync or BSB or God only knows who else came on? And all those screaming, squealing, crying girls would stand outside in -20 degree weather in skimpy wedding dresses with signs that said "MARRY ME JUSTIN!!!!!!!!! I <3 YOU!!!!!!"?

Fangirls should not be allowed to breed.

0oh MY GAWD!!!11 ASUKIWANATAKIMUSHO IS HAWT
!!!!!!! insert banshee like screams and squeals here WE RE GONS 2 GET MSRRIED N HAVE LOTS N LOTS N LOTD OF CHILDRNEN!!!!!! I <3 ASUKIWANATAKIMUSHO LOLOLOL ^________^ S0ULMATYES 4 LYFE!

by ky January 12, 2005

Hanky Code

A code used by the homosexual community to let others know what they're "into". i.e. if a boy wears a light blue hanky in his back pocket, that means he's into oral sex.

Hey, the hanky code says that guy would be into you!

by Ky December 25, 2004

Fumunda Cheese

A distinct cheesy smell coming from the scrotal area.

"Hi Garett", said Kyle
"Well hello Kyle", said Garett
"What is that cheesey smell about you?", questions Kyle
"Why, thats Fumunda Cheese. Its from under your balls!" proclaimed Garett

by Ky April 19, 2004

bootfucked

to be screwed over by someone or somthing.

I've been bootfucked!

by Ky April 6, 2004

spare ribs

It doesn't matter what it is, you can't touch them.

You can't touch the spare ribs!!!

by Ky March 18, 2004