(also known as OG Rodrick) The legend who portrayed Rodrick Heffley in the first three Wimpy Kid films and is The Original Emo Lord and Daddy Rodrick, not the fake-ass leafyishere Willy Wonka looking Pleakley freak imposter.
When you've been searching your entire life for dat dicky but it's nowhere to be found. Your gf breaks up with you and marries a piglet, so you drink warm New Amsterdam and pretend to whack it to Guy Fieri and listen to Nickelback.
Damn bro, my ex married a pig. It's cuz I'm a No Dick Bostwick and rub my nub to Diners, Drive-ins & Dives.
do i even need to explain this person he is the sexyest man alive and he is a great actor has starred in roles such as diary of a wimpy kid and the 100 he did amazing in both of them but they had to replace the sexy rodrick with a trans version of little tay like how could they
my mom: hey do you want something hot for dinner
me: yeah i'll just have devon bostick
mom :no let's have something not hot like charlie Wright maybe
The same sexual acts in the Hummel Pummel, only the one head-butting the vagina has to be wearing a clown wig. This provides a little more cushion than the original Hummel Pummel.