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Bossplaining 

When your boss is telling you what to do, after you complete these tasks you will be rewarded with an income. It’s called employment, do it well and you will remain employed and possibly get somewhere in life.
You: I’m sick of you constantly bossplaining to me at work.
Boss: I’m sick of paying you to whinge constantly and not generate profit.
You: I really wish you wouldn’t bossplain things to me anymore.
Boss: congratulations your fired, I’m no longer your boss.
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budsplaining

The "mansplaining" of the weed industry. When a cannabis user uninvitedly tries to educate another user about something they are already familiar with. Usually comes with the assumption that they know more about the topic, and is frequently targeted toward female smokers by men with fragile egos.
A customer walks into the dispensary, and approaches a female budtender with years of education and experience. He attempts budsplaining how thc percentages work to her and proceeds to complain about everything on the shelf, brags about how he was "smoking before she was alive," then finally walks out with the shittiest strain because it was cheapest.
budsplaining by dr.definethatshit January 22, 2021

Boysplaining 

A word to dismiss opposition from children.

Also, when you're such a rabid cunt that you attack children for not subscribing to your insane worldview.
"This 5 year old keeps saying that men paying women for past oppression isn't fair because it's not every man's fault", said the tumblr user.
"Ignore him, he's just boysplaining", replied the circlejerk userbase.

Botsplaining 

When an AI chatbot confidently gives wrong information
The chatbot is botsplaining again
Botsplaining by rtd123 December 8, 2022

bronsplaining

Bronsplaining, also known as lebronsplaining. When you make up excuses for Lebron James losing or why you think he's the GOAT (greatest of all time).
You: Lebron hasn't bening playing defense this year.

Friend: Bro...he cant do everything. Hes allowed to take a rest.

You: Stop bronsplaining. That's a terrible excuse.
bronsplaining by Rick Urban July 20, 2018

boysplaining 

15 Year Old Boysplaining Feminism
boysplaining by Zaroc October 5, 2017

bensplaining 

Interrupting someone to explain why they are wrong or to negate or discredit the point that they are making. Ignoring all rules of what is socially acceptable because you believe that your reality is the only reality and that everyone else just doesn't get it.
Sally started speaking about how she felt about the current gun problem in America, but Ben stopped her and began bensplaining that she did not actually feel that way.
bensplaining by bf4361 June 15, 2017