Bitsplaining

The condescending act of an artificial intelligence or digital assistant patronisingly explaining fundamental, everyday computer tasks back to the human user. Often characterised by unsolicited, step-by-step instructions on basic digital actions (such as how to copy and paste, use keyboard shortcuts, or open a web browser) frequently delivered to someone who understands technology better than the model itself.

Portmanteau of bit (binary data / artificial intelligence) and explaining.

User: "Can you save this report to my Google Drive?"

AI: "I cannot do that. However, you can press Ctrl+C to copy the text, open a browser, navigate to a website, and press Ctrl+V to paste it!"

User: "Thanks for the bitsplaining, mate. I literally taught computing for a decade."

Bitsplaining by Isodoro September 26, 2026

Briesplaining 

The act of SJWs trying to worm their way out of negative consequences for their blatant racism/sexism. Most notably the briesplainer will always avoid any kind of apology, will avoid any admittance of wrongdoing, and will never take responsibility for their words/actions. Another common trait of briesplaining is an attempt to blame and shift negative attention onto the target of the original prejudicial/discriminatory actions.

Named for the desperate backpedalling by Brie Larson and her fellow SJW supporters in defence of her campaign of racism and misandry in the weeks preceding Captain Marvel's release.

Bob: Did you see Brie Larson's latest interview?
Dave: Yeah, it was pathetic, she's constantly just briesplaining rather than admitting she was wrong.

Briesplaining by DarkFenix February 25, 2019

bitchsplaining 

Similar to "Manslaining" Bitchsplaining is when a woman typically aligned with third wave feminism, explains something, while using the same bigotry and sexism that they claim to want to stop.

Mary: "You cis white men, need to know your place, and stop being so racist"

John: "Thanks for the Bitchsplaining episode, can you answer my question. What do you want to eat?"

bitchsplaining by FeMythBuster July 7, 2016

bitchsplaining 

The female version of "mansplaining," this word was made in response to women using mansplaining, a word that was solely created to dimiss real problems that men face.
Bitchsplaining is term used in response to when a women says something really sexist /retarded saying it reflects society as a whole with no evidence at all.

"This pole is oppressing me because it straight which is harmful to the feelings of gay people," says the women. Your response to this should be "Bitch stop bitchsplaining and make that pole a sandwhich."

A lady was bitchsplaining how string cheese was sexist and saying it was more important than helping the homeless.

bitchsplaining by lakamokolaka June 11, 2016

budsplaining

The "mansplaining" of the weed industry. When a cannabis user uninvitedly tries to educate another user about something they are already familiar with. Usually comes with the assumption that they know more about the topic, and is frequently targeted toward female smokers by men with fragile egos.

A customer walks into the dispensary, and approaches a female budtender with years of education and experience. He attempts budsplaining how thc percentages work to her and proceeds to complain about everything on the shelf, brags about how he was "smoking before she was alive," then finally walks out with the shittiest strain because it was cheapest.

budsplaining by dr.definethatshit January 22, 2021

Boysplaining 

A word to dismiss opposition from children.

Also, when you're such a rabid cunt that you attack children for not subscribing to your insane worldview.

"This 5 year old keeps saying that men paying women for past oppression isn't fair because it's not every man's fault", said the tumblr user.
"Ignore him, he's just boysplaining", replied the circlejerk userbase.

Boysplaining by johnmccainthecapedcrusader October 10, 2017

Botsplaining 

When an AI chatbot confidently gives wrong information

The chatbot is botsplaining again

Botsplaining by rtd123 December 8, 2022