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Bortling 

Failing at something while at the same time succeeding as it pertains to fantasy football. Can also be used in situations outside of the fantasy realm.
Blake Bortles threw two first-half interceptions and was bortling his way to help win my fantasy matchup as he tossed three second-half touchdowns during garbage time.
Bortling by munkyodoom November 14, 2016
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Bertolin 

Cat whomst shall be worshipped as our Lord and Saviour.
Friend 1: Have you heard of Bertolin?
Friend 2: Isn't that your cat.
Friend 1: Yes, shall we worship it?
Friend 2: As our Lord and Saviour.
Bertolin by Nerdmind May 8, 2021

DJ BARTOLINO 

Spanish slang for fingering. When a male plays with a vagina to the point it looks like he's on dj turntables.
Pelocho: I didn't fuck Sonia but I did make Dj Bartolino several times.

Audience: Cool story bro.
DJ BARTOLINO by Trovattore June 12, 2013

bartolić 

The most handsome goalkeeper in the world.
A: Omg that bartolić is so sexy
bartolić by Randomguy6912 November 30, 2021

Bortolotism 

A metaphor used by bortolot to attempt to explain something.
Bortolotism by Melanie February 23, 2005

bortoise 

you lend him a book in your teens... he returns it to your grandkids.. slow as a tortoise!!
the bortoise came up with a suggestion for the trek a week after we returned!
bortoise by eyewe April 9, 2010