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Bortling 

Failing at something while at the same time succeeding as it pertains to fantasy football. Can also be used in situations outside of the fantasy realm.
Blake Bortles threw two first-half interceptions and was bortling his way to help win my fantasy matchup as he tossed three second-half touchdowns during garbage time.
Bortling by munkyodoom November 14, 2016
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Bertolin 

Cat whomst shall be worshipped as our Lord and Saviour.
Friend 1: Have you heard of Bertolin?
Friend 2: Isn't that your cat.
Friend 1: Yes, shall we worship it?
Friend 2: As our Lord and Saviour.
Bertolin by Nerdmind May 8, 2021

DJ BARTOLINO 

Spanish slang for fingering. When a male plays with a vagina to the point it looks like he's on dj turntables.
Pelocho: I didn't fuck Sonia but I did make Dj Bartolino several times.

Audience: Cool story bro.
DJ BARTOLINO by Trovattore June 12, 2013

bartolić 

The most handsome goalkeeper in the world.
A: Omg that bartolić is so sexy
bartolić by Randomguy6912 November 30, 2021

Bortolotism 

A metaphor used by bortolot to attempt to explain something.
The Scottish syndrome
Bortolotism by Melanie February 23, 2005

bortoise 

you lend him a book in your teens... he returns it to your grandkids.. slow as a tortoise!!
the bortoise came up with a suggestion for the trek a week after we returned!
bortoise by eyewe April 9, 2010
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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