Bormethius 

Not much is known about this creature, other than its mysterious twitch playthroughs of the famous game Bloons TD 6. When he is in danger, he will summon these scary creatures called "Fiddlewank", which can kill you in one blink Beware, because if you see this creature, run away, and definitely DO NOT follow him on twitch and subscribe with twitch prime, which is free.

Person 1: "Hey dude have you ever heard of the streamer Borme-"
Person 2: "WE DON'T TALK ABOUT BORMETHIUS"

Bormethius by Novasion January 7, 2022

Brometheus 

A friend who allows you to borrow a lighter. Named after the Greek god who gave fire to humans.

Francis: Hey bros, anyone got a lighter? I'm tryna spark this doobie.
Chad: Yeah bro I got you.
Francis: Thanks Brometheus.

Brometheus by YouHaveToCallMeDragon July 7, 2012

Brometheus 

Once upon a time, the great Greek God Brometheus, the greatest of the 'Bros', stole beer from Zeus so that he could help out his other bros and have a wild, awesome party. Zeus, furious that he no long had any beer that he could use to rape various immortals and morals (i.e. Europa), thus had Brometheus tied to a chair and had an eagle eat his cirrhosis-inflicted liver, getting blood all over Brometheus's popped-collar shirt.

Dude 1: "Hey everybody, this party is in memory of Brometheus, king of all Bros!"

Everybody: Hail Brometheus!

Brometheus by Capt@in_C@veman April 8, 2010

Brometheus 

A titan of a bro who, after bringing fire down from Mt. Brolympus so that bros could light their blunts, was punished by being chained to the rocks and having his liver destroyed not by an eagle, but by absurd amounts of Patron.

Also the brother of Fratlas, and a fellow titan with Bronos.
Freed by Hercules, so that he could continue Bro-ing out.
Truly a God among Bros.

Bro 1: Anyone got a lighter?
Bro 2: Ya bro, toke it up.
Bro 1: You are truly Brometheus, bro!

Brometheus by Lagbro November 3, 2011

brometheus 

An ancient Greek bro.

Yo brometheus, lets chill later.

brometheus by RidersofBrohan December 12, 2009

Brometheus 

A god of greek bro-mythology responsible for stealing the laws of brolitics from mount brOlympus and bringing to the humans on Earth. It's the mythological brolosophy of how brocieties were created.

Brometheus brought brolitics to Earth!

Brometheus by Hmayoral February 15, 2010

boneethius 

when a roman gets a boner

caesar had a large boneethius

boneethius by pp hard man October 4, 2018