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borientation 

Training sessions, corporate videos, processing meetings, human resources intakes; borientation involves plunging headfirst into the esoteric excrement of your new institutional identity. Its sole purpose is to wring the last vestiges of individualism from your soul before you begin your corporate, educational or other insipid journey.
Freddy: When do you start work?
Velma: Well, I think I'll probably start working on Wednesday, but first I have to endure two horrific days of borientation.
borientation by Matthew Lake December 8, 2007
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Borientation 

The first day of work with a new employer, often involves hours of Human Resources psycho babble that doesn’t even pertain to your new position, leading to boredom beyond belief!
Kand: "Hey Shari, how do you like the new job?"

Shari: "I really hope this job is for me, because I don't think I can handle another borientation"

cross-orientation

Having sexual attraction to one gender, but romantic attraction to the other.

Orientationism 

Being excluded from a job opportunity because you are gay is a form of orientationism.
Orientationism by sgrey November 22, 2011

textual orientation 

The way you text. Be it T9, full qwerty keyboard or straight candybar phone 9 keys.
What's you textual orientation?
T9 It predicts before I can think what I'm going to say next.

orientationism 

Similar to racism, but orientationism is referring to the sexual orientation of someone, rather than their race or nationality.
orientationism by three first names September 22, 2011

orientation play 

A kink/fetish for situations where a character/person has sex with someone outside of their sexual orientation, i.e; A lesbian or a straight man getting with a man.
I know I'm secure in my sexuality, but for whatever reason, I've been getting off to a lot of stories about orientation play recently.
orientation play by giltyascharged2 December 3, 2020
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
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