6 definitions by sweaterdouche

The way you text. Be it T9, full qwerty keyboard or straight candybar phone 9 keys.
What's you textual orientation?
T9 It predicts before I can think what I'm going to say next.
by sweaterdouche May 24, 2009
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A special kind of douche. When a person decides to wear a sweater LOOSELY around their neck, they are known as a sweaterdouche. To increase douchiness, one only has to pop a collared shirt whilst sweaterdouching to increase douche level.

For those who don't know, there are OTHER ways to wear a sweater.

1) Wear the sweater like a normal person. If you brought it, that means you should wear it.
2) Carry it. If it's too hot then just carry it. It's more manlier and makes you less of a douche.
3) Tie it around the waist. This is debatablely less douchey then a typical sweaterdouche, but the general consensus is that a sweater around your waist is LESS douchey than a sweater around your neck, but is STILL douchey. Be careful if you tie your sweater around your waist.
Steve was too hot, so he decided to be a sweaterdouche. He tied the sweater around his neck loosely, in order to show that he was fashionable, but still casual.

Eric felt like he could make his casual boaters getup more casual by sweaterdouching it up, adding a loosely tied sweater to his ensemble.
by sweaterdouche August 22, 2010
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A rare meaning, but it can also mean "My Nipple," rather than "My Nigger"
"Fo' shizzle, my nizzle" - For Sure, My Nipple"
by sweaterdouche February 8, 2007
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In Halo, when you get 6 Kills within 4 seconds of each other.
Halo Multilayer Announcer says "Kill Frenzy" when you get 6 kills.
by sweaterdouche January 22, 2007
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Hooking up with someone for one night of sex with no strings attached and hoping to never see them again. It is important not to exchange any personal info with them so they can't track you down and stalk you later.

See "One Night Stand"
I had a one night delight with this guy I picked up at the club.
by sweaterdouche October 6, 2007
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A sexual massage of the penis in the motion of churning butter. It's kind of like an indian sunburn, but on the penis.
Sally grabbed Fred's penis, and performed a butter churn upon it.
by sweaterdouche February 3, 2007
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