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Booty Cold Call 

This is when you randomly call people you don't know on FB messenger like a fucking loser. This will not get you laid, this is cringey and pathetic.

DON'T DO THIS!
This guy kept trying to Booty Cold Call my girl last night like a creep.
Booty Cold Call by Vinny Pumps April 29, 2022

Cold booty 

When you sit on wet grass all night and got yourslef self a cold booty
Oh dang son I just got myself some cold booty
Cold booty by Milk Sauce July 2, 2016

cold boot 

A way of restarting one's computer without going to the command restart; used in "emergency" situations (e.g. Blue Screen of Death)
To Cold Boot a computer one must:
On Windows:ctrl+alt+delete
On Mac Os: ctrl+apple+start-up key
Also can be achieved by turning the computer on and off again
cold boot by Rob Sessler December 3, 2003

Boot full of cold piss 

A rural saying denoting something is worthless.
That old car is rusty and doesn't run. It ain't worth a boot full of cold piss.

bootycologist 

The profession of understanding the anatomy and philosophy of the nice juicy round peachy booty of Judith's
Call me Dr bootycologist lemme inspect your booty sugga
bootycologist by Bootycologist June 29, 2014

bootycondriactism 

the medical condition of grabbing someone's booty by accident
I accidentally grabbed her booty because I have bootycondriactism
bootycondriactism by @ngelo August 14, 2011
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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