boontard

Noob spelled backwards with a part of retard added at the end. All the gay fags that cant play videogames are referred to as this.

:Michael still has to play NBA Street on Easy.
:What a "boontard"

by the_alec April 11, 2008

Boontard

Often used in gaming and was originally conceived by a member of the ={NF}= "no fear" clan of Spearhead fame. His name was "Spunkmeier" or "spunky" for short.

The term was formed of two words "noob" meaning a newbie who cannot play for shit. And Bastard. The noob was reversed and added to the last part of Bastard to form "boontard"...

This word was used instead of calling someone a "bastard noob" one would simply say BOONTARD!

Don't stand there, you'll get shot in the head you fucking boontard!!

by Philzee April 9, 2009

boobtard

When a dude goes brain dead when a nice pair of boobs are in front of him.

Dude, did you see that set on that chick at the bar, I turned into a boobtard when I saw them.

by PGB3476 May 8, 2014

Booktard

book·tard \book-tahrd\ 1 An individual who works at a buy/sell/trade book, music or other media pawn type business, who has a major superiority complex in which they feel their beliefs and standards for incoming and outgoing trends are ALL that is law. These prototypical "hipsters", "trend starters", and "scene-setters" (almost always of the faux variety), often spend their free time in a herd of booktards, at their place of business, or accompanied by the bookmanites at a local art viewing or similar gala only to scoff if only for the sole reason to be derisive. booktards are also often referred to as bookmanites.

Dude! did you see that booktard in there? he made fun of your chucks, and his t-shirt said "I listen to bands that aren't even out yet.", what a douche.

by LevArtation February 20, 2011

boomtard

Some idiot that thinks his subs need to be heard from a mile away.

Here's comes that boomtard again.

by boomscion January 14, 2008

boomtard

A contraction comprised of "boomer", referring to one who was born in the Baby Boomer era (1946-1964), and "retard", a term used to refer to a person who is cognitively impaired and/or one who is stupid.

Zoomer: Boomers are destroying the world.
Boomer: Hey kid that's not nice!
Zoomer: Ok boomtard

by CrossiantBoy October 28, 2019

Boomtard

A retarded Baby Boomer

Shut the fuck up Boomtard

by BoomersRuinEverything May 23, 2019