Boomer Dam

Definition: (n.) The phenomenon where a boomer (a person typically born between 1946 and 1964) abruptly halts their movement—whether walking, driving, or entering a facility—to scan their surroundings, oblivious to the flow of people or traffic behind them, causing a bottleneck or disruption.

I was rushing to catch my flight, but got stuck behind a Boomer Dam at the airport entrance when a couple stopped dead in the doorway to check their tickets.

Boomer Dam by Cosper October 27, 2025

Boober Dam 

When you're pressed up against your woman in the shower and the water flow causes a dam of water to form between her breasts

Hey honey look, it's the Boober Dam!

Boober Dam by The Real Shocky March 30, 2015

Boogerdamus

Contrary to what you might think, Boogerdamus is not a predictor of Boogers. A Boogerdamus is best defined as one who is facetious, cantankerous, and pugnacious, yet still has that lovely boyish charm you would expect from someone with such an awesome nickname. Basically he's a cornucopia of broodiness, sassiness, and fun!

"Ashley W., don't be such a Boogerdamus."
"That Ashley is such a Boogerdamus, he's always trying to be slick about things."

Boogerdamus by Heather Megan April 8, 2008

Boomerjam 

Boomerjam- When a bunch of baby boomers on their personal electric scooters or on foot with canes or walkers jam up the isle at "The Walmart" trying to remember what they were shopping for causing all other shoppers to come to a complete halt.

A young girl waits in the car outside a store as her boyfriend returns....
Girl: What took you so long? You were just going in for beer and some condoms.
Guy: After I got the condoms I made the mistake of going down the pharmacy isle and got trapped in a Boomerjam! It was horrible! Silver hair, wheelchairs and the smell of Ben-Gay was everywhere. I don't think I'm in the mood to screw anymore....

Boomerjam by LastTraintoMemphis June 28, 2019

Boomerjam 

Based on the word bonerjams, this describes a song very popular with old people.

"Hey, have you ever heard Thunderstruck by ACDC?"

"Yeah Bro, my Dad plays it all the time. It's a total boomerjam."

Boomerjam by Robinhayaka April 27, 2021