Cosper's definitions

Boomer Dam

Definition: (n.) The phenomenon where a boomer (a person typically born between 1946 and 1964) abruptly halts their movement—whether walking, driving, or entering a facility—to scan their surroundings, oblivious to the flow of people or traffic behind them, causing a bottleneck or disruption.

I was rushing to catch my flight, but got stuck behind a Boomer Dam at the airport entrance when a couple stopped dead in the doorway to check their tickets.

by Cosper October 27, 2025

Whitegirl:30

Definition: (n.) The phenomenon where a group of young women, typically in their 20s or 30s, descend upon coffee shops, restaurants, or public spaces around mid-morning (especially 10:30 AM), clogging lines and disrupting normal flow with excessive orders (like pupcups for their dogs) and taking selfies, often oblivious to the inconvenience caused to others.

I just wanted a quick coffee at 10:30, but the Whitegirl:30 hit the drive-thru, with three cars ahead ordering pupcups and snapping selfies, holding up the whole line.

by Cosper October 27, 2025