Bookdick 

When a male's genitals are covered in papercuts after lubing up and shagging a book.

Jim: "Dude why are you all bloody?"

Bob: "I got bookdick bro. I fucked Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets super hard last night and now my dick's covered in papercuts"

Bookdick by Muthafuckaj0nes September 6, 2021

boobdicking 

(1) Noun: boobdick: using two large boobs as a dick muffin, or a dick wrap. (2) Verb: using two large boobs for dick friction, moving the dick rapidly between the two boobs. Also known as titty fucking.

Putting your dick between two large boobs and moving rapidly up and down. "I was boobdicking that fat chick when her dad walked in."
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boobdicking by askhadba May 31, 2011

boobdick 

The shaft and head of a penis, with boobs in place of the balls.

I couldn't tell if I wanted the good D or a good pair of double D's, so I went for the boobdick instead.

boobdick by Communist bloc party June 29, 2020

Boondick

Asshole or dick from the boondocks

AssRabbi thinks he knows everything, but he's just a boondick

Boondick by Master Photon December 18, 2008

book dick 

A faggot who is worse than a book worm.

wow, jensen is a book dick, he reads way to much.

book dick by Jack Meoffe April 4, 2009

boobdick 

A penis that ejaculates milk.

or

A breast that lactates semen.

Hey Cindy, I just found out I am pregnant and my I have a boobdick, myboobs are leaking penis juice.

I am coming milk because I have a boobdick!

boobdick by Sticky Nikki June 1, 2009

booklicker

Worse than a motherfucker.

That booklicker stole my purse!

booklicker by thephilosopher May 27, 2009