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Boofkin  

When you and your girl are about to do the nasty, you wip out ya cock and start smacking her luscious booty and whisper in her ear, 'ya ass gone get it sexy!' you shove your dick in till she shits on it, take it out, shove it in her mouth and cum all over that bitches mouth. Make her swllow your cum. Then take your dick out and fuck her pussy till she begs for mercy.
Marcy was always so polite around my parents, but little did they know that she's a kinky whore who loves the boofkin all night long.
Boofkin by NoCondomBJ66 January 12, 2009
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booking it 

To perform an action at an increased rate of speed.
Example; "Jane knew she was going to be late for class, she knew her only chance to make it was to start booking it!"
booking it by DUECZ May 5, 2018
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A boomkin is a balance druid in the MMORPG World of Warcraft. The term comes from the talent whereing such druids are allowed to assume the form of a moonkin for the purpose of casting offensive spells.

A boomkin receives great spell crit and bonus damage and generates an aura which benefits all casters in the party. The term comes from oomkin, a once derogatory term used to reflect the fact that balance druids often went oom or "Out of Mana." This problem has since been resolved.
I wish we had a boomkin in this raid; my mage is gemmed for spell hit and I could use the crit aura.
boomkin by Malazoth June 24, 2009

Mr.Boofington 

When a man gets so high that he calls 911 on himself
911: hi what is your emergency
Asian dude: hi, I’m high and need to get un high
*911 to officer* we’ve got a Mr.Boofington
Mr.Boofington by PullTheTriggaFigga September 21, 2018

bookin' it 

Taking off; running off/away really fast
He booked it outta town as soon as they found out.

I'm sure you'll all be bookin' it out of here once your last exam is done.
bookin' it by BeeP28 March 12, 2009

booking up 

The act of meeting a girl and instead of getting her number, remembering her name and looking her up on Facebook. Then proceeding to masturbate to her. An alternate form of hooking up.
Man, I booked up with 3 girls last night!

I love booking up with chicks!
booking up by russian reversal November 10, 2008

baby booking 

"You better have your toothbrush, son. Because its baby booking for you tonight" - Sergeant Carver
baby booking by rodriguezhec November 24, 2006
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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"Yeah... I know."
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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