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Hootie and the Brofish 

A group of Bro's that has a very obvious leader to the outside world, yet is unrecognized by said Bros. The alpha male or coolest (dubbed Hootie) and the rest of the Bros (often not referred to by name but can collectively be called, The Brofish).
Kim: Those guys are so Hootie and the Brofish. Brian is obviously Hootie. And Mike and Nate they are for sure the Brofish.

Lisa: Truth.
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Usually female and sometimes bespectacled; a young woman who enjoys the company of her books. Has an intelligent, haughty, look rather than nerd.
Office worker 1: "She's alright looking, but a tad bookish"

Office worker 2: "it's the quiet ones you've got to watch"
bookish by pkittty July 3, 2005
Brofish was used during a Tom Green show raid in early 2009. He was supposed to repeat "Brofist", but said "Brofish" which became a instant "meme" with in the 4chan community.

Brofish is a obscure Meme, and therefore a good one.
Kid on skype "HEY TOM!, can you look into the camera and say BROFIST(clenches fist)!?"

Tom Green: "Brofish? (clenches fist), BROFISH, BROOOOOFISH!"

Kid on skype: NO! BROFIST!

Tom Green: Brofish!

Kid on skype: facepalm** Then says "Fat N*gger" 5 times

Tom then gets mad and ends call. Then shortly after the online show.
Brofish by 4chan.. July 3, 2009
A rude, ill-mannered individual.
"I don't wish to listen to boorish children and their sarcastic comments." - RE Teacher
boorish by KirtjE December 19, 2005

bootfish 

An unattractive woman so named because of her facial resemblance to a Doc Martin boot and her penchant for pursing her lips like a fish in photos (also known as duckface).
Hey, did you see bootfish's new photo? I'm surprised a fisherman hasn't thrown a hook in there yet.
bootfish by ElectricJesus82 October 13, 2011
An awkwardly lanky, misshapen individual somewhat resembling a fish with extremities.
Hey did you see that guy? He's such a bodfish.

sweeney lanky fish wells awkward
bodfish by bigpimpin_nr December 15, 2010
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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