Bobfish 

A cute little, plastic, orange fish brought for 35p at Hawkins Bazaar. It is fast becoming a craze amongst teenagers in Derby, UK. Generally brought as part of a birthday present.

Faye: Hope you like your birthday present!
Charlotte: OMG! It's a Bobfish!
Faye: Welcome to the Bobfish Club!

Bobfish by BabyFayFay February 15, 2009

Blobfishism 

A new religion created by a select few who felt Bob the Blobfish speak to them. They worship him daily and are very fond of all blobfish

Mercy: My religion is Blobfishism.
Chip: What is that?
Mercy: It's a religion where you worship a blobfish from some show called Octonauts or something.

Blobfishism by Mercy#0193 September 23, 2019

blobfish 

a fucking amazing creature that was made for me

wow a blobfish is amazing

blobfish by chickenblobfish April 24, 2019

blobfish 

1) an endangered jelly like creature at the bottom of the sea that is known for it's seemingly sad and depressed facial expression.

2) an individual who resides in an incompetent state of being

3) an individual who comes across as mean, angry, and/or unresponsive

2) What a blobfish! He’s always shut up in his room being unproductive.

3) You are not responding to my texts or calls. Why are you being such a blobfish to me?

blobfish by suthernt06 March 24, 2012

Blobfish 

A jaw dropping stunner of a beautiful beast.

You looked gorgeous last night." ..."Thankyou, I was going for a teenage mutant ninja turtle look."..."You missed that completely. Instead, you got a blobfish look.

Blobfish by myblobfish July 6, 2010

bodfish 

An awkwardly lanky, misshapen individual somewhat resembling a fish with extremities.

Hey did you see that guy? He's such a bodfish.

sweeney lanky fish wells awkward

bodfish by bigpimpin_nr December 15, 2010

social blobfish 

someone who is socially awkward as fuck.

She's so socially awkward, she's a total social blobfish.

social blobfish by peppapigisbae October 8, 2018