Boob-Tube 

The ability for a female to keep her boobs perky. As if she were wearing an invisible tube top.

"Did you see Dixie's boobs?"
"Yeah, they looked different"
"I think she broke her Boob-Tube.. Her boobs are hanging down to her belly button!"

Boob-Tube by Ginjabrd November 21, 2020

boob tube 

A slang term for television.

“Parents complain about the quality of the shows but don't prevent their children from gluing themselves to the boob tube” (David Owen)

boob tube by illEATurHARTout April 13, 2004

boob tube 

1) American slang (circa 1980) for the television, and serving as a bargaining tool by parents in disciplining their children, who referred to the time wasted watching it, and lowering their IQ too, hence "boob tube"

Turn that boob tube off and do your homework!

boob tube by jrh5356 April 19, 2005

boob tube 

The new opiate of the people. A electronic box containing a video screen and a speaker, watched by millions of cretins too lazy to go out and get a life. Boob tube watchers get a bad case of half-closed eyes and half-open mouths.

If you watch too much boob tube, you will end up looking like Cletus the Slack-Jawed Yokel.

boob tube by Joao Bufamarillo May 15, 2005

boob tube 

television. Negative connotation.

I see you're watching the boob tube again. Don't you think 6 hours of t.v. watching is enough for one day?

boob tube by Bungalow Bill January 30, 2002

boob tube 

very skimpy piece of material covering a chicks tits, giving easy access to said tits to anyone so wishing

Sally likes wearing boob tubes because she likes to show off her rack.

boob tube by Tap3k January 21, 2003

Boob Tube 

Television

Can you turn on the Boob Tube

Boob Tube by barrage22 April 18, 2010