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Erick: Why dont you hit up feliccia for a date ?

Hector: Hello no that bitch is bonque !

Erick: Spenca Dog !!!
Bonque by ImpulsiveCCC March 11, 2009
Words you can keep
This is what some people in New Orleans call a sidewalk.
We can walk to the store on the banquette.
banquette by eViL pOp TaRt May 10, 2010

bouquet of humanity 

The Prosecution's term for the multiple ethnicities and ages of the people who witnessed the death of George Floyd.
Not only were there multiple bystanders of different races and ages, a bouquet of humanity, but they were all strangers with nothing in common!

albanian bouquet

A verision of a pimp slap, named as such because the motion resembles the presenting of a bouquet of flowers, with the motion starting around the ear and the back of the hand coming down on the target, preferably a broad that won't shut up.
If Lisa doesn't shut her piehole, she's going to get the Albanian Bouquet.
albanian bouquet by Bokolis October 7, 2012

Hotel Banquet 

A shitty pre-made meal served to hundreds of hapless guests by dozens of hapless servers. Usually features chicken cordon bleu.

Not a meal you wanted.
Guest 1: Hey what's for dinner after the wedding?

Guest 2: It's a hotel banquet!

Guest 1: shitty chicken cordon bleu?

Guest 2: Yep!

Bonqueesha 

the type of person to slap the living shit out of you for insulting their hair/outfit, or expose them for wearing a wig.
Yo Mike's new girlfriend is such a Bonqueesha. She slapped this one dude so hard the shockwave wiped out the entire eastern seaboard.
Bonqueesha by Lil Bungus July 20, 2018
In New Orleans it refers to the old type of granite-curbed sidewalks found throughout the French Quarter, the Marigny, uptown and several other neighborhoods.
If you drive too fast in a rain you'll splash people walking on the banquette.
banquette by CreoleQueenSuppin August 9, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

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