Bonque

Something that is bad looking or broken

Erick: Why dont you hit up feliccia for a date ?

Hector: Hello no that bitch is bonque !

Erick: Spenca Dog !!!

by ImpulsiveCCC March 11, 2009

banquette

This is what some people in New Orleans call a sidewalk.

We can walk to the store on the banquette.

by eViL pOp TaRt May 10, 2010

bouquet of humanity

The Prosecution's term for the multiple ethnicities and ages of the people who witnessed the death of George Floyd.

Not only were there multiple bystanders of different races and ages, a bouquet of humanity, but they were all strangers with nothing in common!

by talk2me-JCH2 March 29, 2021

albanian bouquet

A verision of a pimp slap, named as such because the motion resembles the presenting of a bouquet of flowers, with the motion starting around the ear and the back of the hand coming down on the target, preferably a broad that won't shut up.

If Lisa doesn't shut her piehole, she's going to get the Albanian Bouquet.

by Bokolis October 7, 2012

Hotel Banquet

A shitty pre-made meal served to hundreds of hapless guests by dozens of hapless servers. Usually features chicken cordon bleu.

Not a meal you wanted.

Guest 1: Hey what's for dinner after the wedding?

Guest 2: It's a hotel banquet!

Guest 1: shitty chicken cordon bleu?

Guest 2: Yep!

by We know it really is broken October 4, 2013

Bonqueesha

the type of person to slap the living shit out of you for insulting their hair/outfit, or expose them for wearing a wig.

Yo Mike's new girlfriend is such a Bonqueesha. She slapped this one dude so hard the shockwave wiped out the entire eastern seaboard.

by Lil Bungus July 20, 2018

banquette

In New Orleans it refers to the old type of granite-curbed sidewalks found throughout the French Quarter, the Marigny, uptown and several other neighborhoods.

If you drive too fast in a rain you'll splash people walking on the banquette.

by CreoleQueenSuppin August 9, 2009