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Bonnyville

Miniscule town in north east Alberta, located between Cold Lake and lots and lots of field. It's a crap hole where you go to do absolutely nothing unless you enjoy purchasing some illegal substances (drugs) or go swimming in a swamp they call a lake. Full of stupid hicks, usually passing through to get to Cold Lake.

Only slightly recognized, probably not even, because a member of the country band The Road Hammers was from there. Blah blah blah.
I used to do guitar lessons in Bonnyville.

Michelle: Where were you yesterday?
Kaitlin: Bonnyville -_-
Michelle: OH NO.
Kaitlin: I died.
Michelle: Word.
by Muahahhaahaaaa August 4, 2009
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Pontiac Bonerville

Obviously it's a play on the name of a famous muscle car (the Pontiac Bonneville) though it refers to neither muscle nor car, but a very stiff erection that steers its owner wherever it wants to go (to a nice warm parking garage of course).
He was driving his Pontiac Bonerville around the house again.
by Troy Tower December 31, 2009
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bondsville splatters

When a woman goes into a public bathroom pulls down her pants and explodes feces all over the stall while plugging the toilet bowl with toilet tissue and escaping before anyone knows her identity.
''Hey! Someone just covered the first stall with the Bondsville Splatters!!'
by Uncle stanz October 25, 2019
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Boonville

A small town in northern California commonly acknowledged to produce beer, wine and marijuana of the highest quality in the world. Boonville has also developed its own language, Boontling, to keep brighlighters from knowing what is going on. Locals, also known as Boonvillains are known to be quite frisky in bed and to sport large packages. Some attribute this to the water, but most likely it has to do with the high frequency and long duration of sexual encounters.
Hot City Bitch: Damn, my pussy is sore!

Yuppie dude: Why's that?

Hot City Bitch: I went up to the beerfest in Boonville and got plowed all night by a Boonvillain!
by oogabooger November 12, 2011
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booneville

Boring nothing to do town! Everyone knows your business instead of there own! The most excitement happens at Dodges or Northeast!!
This is so Booneville.
by ME TOO TOO August 17, 2008
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bonnieville diet

A diet consisting only of crack/meth and Ski (a high energy citrus soft drink). Named after the town Bonnieville in Hart County Kentucky.
He looks sick. Is he on the Bonnieville diet?
by Hikerdad68 April 5, 2015
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Bonerville

The flagship of the Pontiac line for the past 50 years
Joe had a beautiful old Bonerville convertible
by andy1 May 29, 2005
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