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Bonneville 

Car built by GM on Pontiac division from 1957 to 2005
Great performance vehicles and great looking, unfortunately after 10 years they immediately lost their appeal due to marketing.
The last years from 1986 to 2005 was the worst car ever to be in production by Pontiac, on their last model in 05 they did ok with the GXP model...
But the interior its horrible something my grandmother would love...
The front of the car will look better if u take a shit on the hood.

Some believe that Bonnevilles killed Pontiac as a result of their last production of cars.

In conclusion if you drive a SSEi , SLE or even a GXP you are a twat with no taste or knowledge.

Please bring back pontiac and the good 1957 to 1970 Bonneville

Also in some Tv shows were "Bonneville" was used to refer to your ugly looking grandmother car
Guy1: I just bought a Bonneville GXP and i love it!

Guy2: Oh! Did you buy it from your grandmother?

Guy1: Yeah... she bought the Grand Prix GXP and now she thinks Im a twat.
Bonneville by Billy Durant January 24, 2011
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Bonneville Cleavage 

When a woman's breasts are busting out of her shirt, the cleavage is the size of a Pontiac Bonneville.
AJ: OMG! Did you see Britney's cleavage on tv?

Devin: Ya man, she had some Bonneville Cleavage goin'on.
Bonneville Cleavage by Avreage Joe December 17, 2008

Bonneville Dam tunnel 

Kinda like a Chicago Wind Tunnel, only you have the runs. And chunks of salmon in it.
"Dude, me and my ho ate at Red Lobster last night and whens we got home I gave her a nasty Bonneville Dam Tunnel!"

"That's righteous, A - train!"

Bonneville lake shark

The Bonneville lake shark was a shark found in lake Bonneville is the 1200 bc era it is 18 ft long and a white greyish color. The Bonneville fish shark is still found in the depths of bear lake. If you believe all of this you are retarded and your name is probably Peter.
The Bonneville lake shark is a fast shark

Pontiac Bonerville

Obviously it's a play on the name of a famous muscle car (the Pontiac Bonneville) though it refers to neither muscle nor car, but a very stiff erection that steers its owner wherever it wants to go (to a nice warm parking garage of course).
He was driving his Pontiac Bonerville around the house again.
Pontiac Bonerville by Troy Tower December 31, 2009

bondsville splatters

When a woman goes into a public bathroom pulls down her pants and explodes feces all over the stall while plugging the toilet bowl with toilet tissue and escaping before anyone knows her identity.
''Hey! Someone just covered the first stall with the Bondsville Splatters!!'
A small town in northern California commonly acknowledged to produce beer, wine and marijuana of the highest quality in the world. Boonville has also developed its own language, Boontling, to keep brighlighters from knowing what is going on. Locals, also known as Boonvillains are known to be quite frisky in bed and to sport large packages. Some attribute this to the water, but most likely it has to do with the high frequency and long duration of sexual encounters.
Hot City Bitch: Damn, my pussy is sore!

Yuppie dude: Why's that?

Hot City Bitch: I went up to the beerfest in Boonville and got plowed all night by a Boonvillain!
Boonville by oogabooger November 12, 2011