Bonjel 

Fat

“Omar is so bonjel!”

Bonjel by zarawooyo February 15, 2022

Ivar the Boneless 

Ivar the Boneless or Ivar Ragnarsson was a Viking warrior, and leader who invaded England during the "Viking age". It is not 100% known what "Boneless" means. Many Viking stories describe him as literally lacking bones or legs. But it is not known how reliable these stories are.

According to the Tale of Ragnar Lodbrok, Ivar was "boneless" because of a curse. His mother Aslaug was the third wife of his father Ragnar Lodbrok. She had stated that she and her husband must wait 3 days before having sex. But Ragnar Lodbrok had been raiding in England and was really horny due to being away for such a long time, and so he had sex with his beautiful wife anyway. Because of this, Ivar was born "boneless".

Ivar the Boneless has been described by several Viking sagas as being skillful, and fierce on the battlefield. He was a commander of the Great Heathen Army which attacked England.

Was Ivar the Boneless actually boneless?

Ivar the Boneless by Ivar the Boneless August 3, 2019

Boneless pizza 

A pizza without any of them shits called bones put in it.

Person 1: bruh, I'm dead ass hungry right now.

*phones pizza*
Person 2: Ya pizza, whatchu want?
Person 1:lemme get uhhhhhhh, a BONELESS PIZZA, wit a 2 litre of coke

Person 2: fuck kind of pizza? Oh, and 2 L I T R E M A C H I N E 🅱️ R O K E. We got one litre though

Person 1: fuck you mean 🅱️? Ight LOOK, lemme get that pizza, B O N E L E S S.

Person 2: uh, pizza don't got bone on it.

Person 1: the fuck did I just say then?

Person 2: you said "LEMME GET IT B O N E L E S S", like pizza got a damn bone in it.
Person 1: y'all got bones in Ya shit then?

Person 2: nah
Person 1: so what's the problem?

Person 2: D I C K H E A D. Name one pizza that got bone on it.

Person 1: just don't put them shits in my pizza bruh, how many times I gotta say it.

Person 2: bruh, jus explain to me how the fuck pizza can be boneless?
Person 1: if it don't got bone in it, iss B O N E L E S S
Person 2: son what school you go to?

Person 1: dawg, I don't understand the problem. Just make my shit, B O N E L E S S, D E A D A S S.

Person 2: I'm deadass not making this pizza

Boneless pizza by Snarijuana July 14, 2017

boneless filet 

When a man shaves the inside of his butt cheeks. A reference made in China, IL.

Word on the street is a boneless filet it hot!

boneless filet by Lig24eva February 17, 2014

boneless brown trout 

a huge shit

I have to take a boneless brown trout

boneless brown trout by rj May 12, 2004

Boneless dry rub 

What you call it when a male masturbates while watching two females have sex.

Dude, I went home with both of those lesbians from the bar last night and they made me watch while they got it on so I did the boneless dry rub.

Boneless dry rub by NastyNateTheGreat44 June 15, 2016

Boneless water 

Water without bones (water with no ice)

May I get some boneless water?

Do you drink boneless water?
Is that boneless water?

Boneless water by Boneless water creator August 17, 2017