rj's definitions

Shop whore

A woman or man who would purchase things for themselves at the expense of thier childrens needs.

She has a closet full of dresses because she feeds her kids pb and j every day. Stupid shop whore, someone should yank her kids out of there.

by RJ September 4, 2004

bean counter

slang derrogatory term used in referring to accountants.

i would hate to be a bean counter for a living. i would rather be poor and have a personality.

by RJ April 13, 2003

boneless brown trout

a huge shit

I have to take a boneless brown trout

by rj May 12, 2004

six-pack attack

when you have yor thumb in the pink and two in the stink

carrin a bowling ball

by rj December 2, 2003

Goldie-Lox

Basically a gold-digger, sly females that get in ya crib... eat, shit, & sleep on ya stuff...quick to flee when figured out

Yo, I hooked up with this chic for one night...the next thing I knew this bitch was downstairs in my fridge eatin my shit up.

by Rj November 10, 2003

whiggawish

(adj) something/someone that resembles a whigger

Yo thats mad whiggawish

by RJ April 12, 2005

monkey storm

Noun- A form of masturbation. Accomplished by putting three flying monkeys in a clear plexiglass radio station wind booth used for cash grab events. You then cover your naked body with a gallon of Wesson oil, then step inside and turn on the machine.

With those monkeys swirling around your oily body, you will climax in no time.

Kevin used to masturbate with olive oil and uncooked cookie dough until Pete taught how to have a monkey storm.

by RJ May 19, 2004