by EllieBray. October 16, 2011
Get the Bonjangles mug.On January 21st, 1982 at 5:34 am, a man went to the grocery store to pick up a veggie burger. While getting his burger, he tripped on a banana and injured his hand. Despite the setback, he made his way to the register where he struck up a conversation with a man named Jacob Willoms about their shared appreciation for jeans. After leaving the grocery store, he headed to Burger King to pick up a whopper with no onion, extra mayonnaise, and no ketchup. Unfortunately, he choked on his food and passed away due to his injured hand. Three days later, his good friend Jacob Willoms inherited all of his money and hosted the funeral. However, three years later, Jacob was approached by a mysterious figure named Harold Hippyton Bingle who offered him meth, but he declined and continued on with his day. The events of that fateful day at the grocery store may have been tragic, but they ultimately led to Jacob inheriting a significant amount of wealth and the opportunity to make a new start.
-rufus "He josh what you doin'?" josh- "just gonna go to the grocery store to get a veggie burger, than i'm gonna go get a whopper." -rufus "Oh you brojangles!"
by TheDannyG March 30, 2023
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A bouncing male package. Usually when a guy wears sweat pants or basketball shorts (any loose/thin material), you can see his package bouncing around.
It got its name from the song Mr. Bojangles:
"I knew a man Bojangles and he danced for you ..."
It got its name from the song Mr. Bojangles:
"I knew a man Bojangles and he danced for you ..."
Check out the Bojangles on that guy!
One could also just start singing the song to alert their friends without necessarily pointing out or bringing attention to the fact you're checking out someone's package.
One could also just start singing the song to alert their friends without necessarily pointing out or bringing attention to the fact you're checking out someone's package.
by Timmy T28 January 19, 2009
Get the Bojangles mug.Normally it is spelled and said Bojangles, a fast food chicken restaruant in North and South Carolina. But you pronunced it Bohangles with a spanish flair because all the people who there are mexican and don't speak a lot of english.
by nadolifesaver February 26, 2009
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A womans or very fat mans titties.
Tatty Bojangles Aka Babylons Aka Breasts.
A womans or very fat mans titties.
Tatty Bojangles Aka Babylons Aka Breasts.
by fatcunt July 9, 2009
Get the Tatty Bojangles mug.noun; the act of experiencing a warm tingly feeling throughout the abdomen close to the end of a piss. Usually experienced by males.
by i VolkeR i July 24, 2009
Get the The Bojangles mug.A Christmas carol sung only in the ghetto. Usually infront of a bojangles or other fried chicken establishments.
Mrs Santa goin down south to mah pole, she say she wanna ring mah bojangalang bells, mah bojangalang bells.
- Excerpt from Bojangle bells
- Excerpt from Bojangle bells
by Frosty the meth man December 10, 2010
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