Bongo Man

A legendary figure on the north side of Atlanta. a bongo playing Scuba Diving guy, Bongo man is known by thousands to be a regular at Cocaine Lane.

I hung out with Bongo Man last night. It was crunk!
Bongo man got a new bongo. he let ME play it.

by layout420 December 19, 2006

Bongo Man

One of many aliases a man known as 'Joe Willy' has. Bongo Man has beaten 12 men with a broom stick in down town Chicago as of writing this. Bongo Man has been tracked down back to the United States after crossing the country borders of Mexico and Canada multiple times.

Bongo Man is a white adult male, with brown hair and green eyes. Suspect for the secret assassination of Queen Elizibeth 2nd. If you see this man, call the cops immediately and do not engage him. He has been seen wearing level IV grade bullet proof vests, and carries at least 7 guns on him at all times.

Person A: Do you know the Bongo Man?
Person B: Bongo Man put my mom in the hospital.
Fuck Bongo Man

by Joe_Willy July 31, 2023

Bong Man

The coolest person in existence.

That kid is cool, but he's no Bong man.

by pennykcampbelll January 9, 2009

bango man

a man who eats pusy and eats niger ass and fucks men in the mouth and a chain in his ass

bango man is gay right?

by ur mo fuaefbyesvba November 29, 2017

Bonga Boonga man

1. An African person who lives in a tree or a grass shack, and who likes to dance around a campfire in the evening. To do this dance, he gets bare ass naked and stands with many other Bonga Boonga men in a ring around the fire. They all bend over, reach between their legs, and paddle themselves on the arse while they waddle around the fire chanting "Bonga Boonga Bonga Boonga Bonga Boonga."

2. An African who lives in USA and likes to dance to Bonga Boonga music in the evening. To do this dance, he wears a purple suit and jumps around like a monkey while the stereo goes "Bonga Boonga Bonga Boonga Bonga Boonga."

Mbele is a Bonga Boonga man in Chad. He has a cousin Cleon in Oakland who is also a Bonga Boonga man.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005

Man Bong

The process of putting herbs inside a male's anus, lighting them, and sucking the smoke through the mouth.

We got bored, so we all used Johnny as a man bong.

by DK October 21, 2003

No Man Bong's Ride

The all-new sequel of The Outfriend Adventures! This time starring The Bong and No Man Bong.

No Eye Man: Guys we're going on a ride!
The Bong: Yeah you're right! We're going on a ride!
No Man Bong: Also... wait- *gets shocked* I SEE SOMETHING AHH!!!

No Man Bong's Ride

by Bluetext6572 March 24, 2026