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Bongii 

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Bongi is a rare creature only found in Surrey close to your local fruiticana. if you hear somebody talking about bongii you know that they are a spy and work for the Russian and German mafia. double agents. run away from them as fast as you can.
If you see a bongii,run away from it or you will become a naked on the head. bald. calliou.
Bongii by hisokas_slimy_ass_cheeks December 30, 2020
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Bongiwe

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Boh-ngi-weh

An individual with an alluring aura.

Bongiwe is a strong, influential and stubborn person. Bongiwe can be extremely sensitive, and is loyal to the ones she loves. However, she doesn't have the patience to mess around with people who will only waste her time.
She is extremely passionate and pretty flawless when it comes to exuding confidence. Slightly theatrical. The term "give up" is simply not a part of her vocabulary and no matter how long it takes, she will win the battle.
Simply summed up: She is Beyoncé
Bongiwe is always there to give moral support.
Bongiwe by Sisasenkosi December 20, 2019
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Bongfire 

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Bongfire; the act of getting a bunch of people together for a giant bonfire in which you burn nothing but marijuana (and perhaps some kindling).
Jack: "Hey man, are you coming to my bongfire tonight?
Frank: "Nah man, that stuff fries your brain cells."
Bongfire by Dr.Winston December 25, 2012

Bongistan 

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Slang that originated from /pol/ that is used for Great Britain (mainly England) to emphasise the Muslim immigration. A mix of Britbong and *stan, which is a common suffix for Muslim ex-USSR countries.
Such is life in Bongistan
Bongistan by Valcer February 1, 2016

bonglie 

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This term has been in use in the Highlands of Scotland for at least 30 years. It is a slightly uncomplimentary term for a tourist.
"Here in the Scottish Highlands we call tourists 'Bonglies' I have been calling them that for so long I will not be able to call them anything else."

"In the summer at the weekend we too get walkers (or bonglies as they are not so affectiontly known) who think its ok to trapse sic through the yard instead of using hill track like they are supposed to."

"... the bonglies (white settlers) in residence have put sign on the lawn saying, 'Trespassers will be whipped and sent to the colonies"

"All shops in the highlands retailing to 'visitors' (bonglies, grockles, terrorists etc) are obliged to play enya & celtic harp wailing"

.... All found by using a well-known search engine
bonglie by Nighean Bhàn November 20, 2007

Bonginkosi

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Bongi meaning thank
Nkosi meaning God

A bonginkosi Is always willing and able. Such a gentleman until a real vixen enters his presence

Bonginkosi are gifted in many areas. Especially downstairs. Some may think he has brown suspenders or a hairy brown belt on but in fact it's his tolly.

Bonginkosi has enough charisma to share with all weak minded men.

Shlong so long he has road burns on the head.
Thank God for bonginkosi and his brown belt

Guy one : I wonder where bongi got his belt
Guy two: that's no ordinary belt.. It's his extraordinary penis

Girl one : I'm struggling to find myself a willing man
Bonginkosi appears out of thin air : did you call for a super man?

Guy one: man, I can never get it right with the ladies
Bonginkosi appears out of thin air : did you call for a super man
Bonginkosi by Bammbammaroo September 9, 2021

Anita Bonghit 

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The false name that Homer Simpson's mother used in a National Park registry--which resulted in her arrest.
The simpsons episode in which grandma simpson signs her name as Anita Bonghit.
Anita Bonghit by Akmed September 30, 2006
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mormon assault vehicle

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another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
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Shakira Law 

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A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
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Overstand 

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To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
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minimap 

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A map that mostly tells you where everything is
Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015
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Pink Cloud

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12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.
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Dotard 

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An aging individual who has long lost the ability to make rational sense.
That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .
Dotard by anonymous September 22, 2017
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