Bongholio

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1:My roommate's newest purchase
2: Demonic tool used for the inhalation of marijuana (and shrooms on good nights)
3: A Bong cursed from the netherworld thats sole purpose is to fuck you up.
4: Warning: may cause some rather intense coughing which may result in vomiting.

"Hey, lets smoke bongholio tonight"
"No man, I gotta wake up by tuesday."

Bongholio by KREEEEEEE-ASSSSSSSSS March 22, 2006

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Bongholio

the bong that beevis and buttmunch use

...heh heh heh dude let's hit heh heh heh bongholio before we hit the ladies.....heh heh...

Bongholio by c221m April 23, 2006

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bangfolio

A representative sampling of your sexual conquests, displaying the formative years of your craft, the maturation process, and the current state of your art.

Hey Smoot - I nailed Laura last night. She'll be an excellent addition to my bangfolio.

bangfolio by Smooty McMoots February 18, 2011

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Bongaholic

A person who is addicted to hitting the bong all the damn time.

Man, Sean is always smoking some shit. That dude is a bongaholic.

Bongaholic by Sean S. February 15, 2005

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Bongoloid

Wet-brain for stoners. Someone who smoked so much weed they are now brain damaged to retard levels.

Mary Jane: Hey man you shouldn't hog the weed or you will become a bongoloid!
Rick James: Man I'll do what I fuck'n want. I'm Rick James, bitch.

Bongoloid by Banana Hammie October 29, 2019

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Bungholing

The act of scissoring with your bung-holes (asshole).

Did you hear Dylan and Scott were bungholing??!!!

Bungholing by ilovecatsmeow19 March 1, 2017

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Bongolicious

adj.

1. having particularly tasty or noteworthy bongo beats

2. having or pertaining to bongos

"Daddy-O, that bongo jam is pretty bongolicious; can you dig?"

Bongolicious by fred4565 July 26, 2009

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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