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Bongadd by anonymous January 29, 2022
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bongadook 

a bongadook is one nice fat ass
Chase:Dude did you see the new Spanish girl?
Edward:Nah why?
Chase:She got a fucking bongadook
bongadook by my nama jeff February 17, 2017

bongadong 

Smoking a dong with a bong.
Robin contracted an STD after bongadonging.
bongadong by TheLeftCoast February 21, 2021
A Bongard, also called the Point Guard or "the ball-handler", is one of the standard positions in a regulation basketball game. A Bongard has perhaps the most specialized role of any position – essentially, they are expected to run the team's offense and defense by controlling/guarding the ball and making sure that it gets to the right players at the right time.
he's hawking that girl like bongard
Bongard by e-wiki July 8, 2010
The epitome of self promotion & creative crudeness
You see what Tom Green did last night? Yo, he's bongard.
bongard by ... April 4, 2003
A person who abuses power to achieve self-centered goals; a Nurse Ratched-esque individual

Also, a prostitute who trades sexual favors for heroin
man, James is being a total bongard and not passing the piece just because he bought the nugget.

Amy has been acting like such a bongard recently, i heard she ****ed ****'s ***** for some horse.
Bongard by zingbangboom May 28, 2009
pasty red head, thinks he's black, likes it up the butt, can't handle people having shit if he doesnt
duh->Chrisssssssssssssss bongard
bongard by hairy anus April 21, 2005
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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