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Bonga dong

It's uh something boys have it's a uh... Apart of the body.... So uh it's uhh 😬 😬 not gonna tell you but it's SMTH from my class
"HEY BOYS HOW LONG IS MY BONGA DONG?!"
"uhh"
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bong dong 

When you can't get hard because you are so high. Analogous to whiskey dick, but through the use of marijuana.
"Dude that chick was blowing me last night, but too bad I had bong dong."
"Man, that sucks. She was hot too."
bong dong by 24Ebok8 May 10, 2009

Bong dong 

When you can't get a boner because you're so fucking high.
Sweetie, it's okay! It happens to every guy.

No, I'm telling you, it's just bong dong!
Bong dong by GayBlaine October 9, 2014

Bong-Dong 

An impliment used by druggies while having sex. Specifically a dildo that can be used as a bong simultaneously.
"I wanted to take a hit while I was getting laid last night, so instead of just using a dildo, I fired up the Bong-Dong."
Bong-Dong by OysterCultist January 3, 2010

ooga booga do ooga booga dong 

cavemanish for "I don't speak english"
english speaker: hello
cavemanish speaker: ooga booga do ooga booga dong
english speaker: bunga dooga nog booga
cavemanish speaker: kooga

Suck the Dong Bong 

There's a thing called a dong bong - it is a beer bong with a penis on the end of it where you put your mouth. So if you want to say something really and truly sucks you say that they suck the dong bong...because it is humiliating.
Melissa: Have you heard of that band, Fall Out Boy?
Annie: Oh yeah man, they suck the dong bong.

The Dong Bong 

The act of cupping a male's testicles during felatio; Using one hand to firmly grip the shaft, as if smoking cannabis from a "bong"
Steve Why werent you at the party last night?

I was, but katie was Dong Bonging the shit out of me in the closet!

Word: The Dong Bong
The Dong Bong by The Donglord March 12, 2011
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