Bong Man
Bong Man by pennykcampbelll January 9, 2009
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No Man Bong's Ride
No Eye Man: Guys we're going on a ride!
The Bong: Yeah you're right! We're going on a ride!
No Man Bong: Also... wait- *gets shocked* I SEE SOMETHING AHH!!!
No Man Bong's Ride
The Bong: Yeah you're right! We're going on a ride!
No Man Bong: Also... wait- *gets shocked* I SEE SOMETHING AHH!!!
No Man Bong's Ride
No Man Bong's Ride by Bluetext6572 March 24, 2026
Bong Shop Management
i. The act of owning, and managing, a store that sells devices used for smoking marijuana.
ii. A college major wherein one seeks to obtain the necessary skills to own and run their very own head shop.
iii. Using a vast array of blown-glass pieces to smoke mass quantities of marijuana out of.
ii. A college major wherein one seeks to obtain the necessary skills to own and run their very own head shop.
iii. Using a vast array of blown-glass pieces to smoke mass quantities of marijuana out of.
i. Glass aficionado #1: Dude, that guy has an awesome headshop.
Glass aficionado #2: Ya. I wonder if his bong shop management skills could put a kid through college?
ii. Kid (over the phone): Mom, I've decided that I'm going to change my major from engineering to bong shop management.
Mom: Well, just make sure your father doesn't find out or he'll cut you off.
iii. Kid (thinking his slang will keep his parents unaware): Mom, I'm going down the street to Rick's house to do bong shop management!
Mom: I know what that means!!!
Glass aficionado #2: Ya. I wonder if his bong shop management skills could put a kid through college?
ii. Kid (over the phone): Mom, I've decided that I'm going to change my major from engineering to bong shop management.
Mom: Well, just make sure your father doesn't find out or he'll cut you off.
iii. Kid (thinking his slang will keep his parents unaware): Mom, I'm going down the street to Rick's house to do bong shop management!
Mom: I know what that means!!!
Bong Shop Management by detroit velvet smooth December 6, 2009
mando bong
mando bong by MandoMan111 September 1, 2017
bongmanship
bongmanship by J. Higgins Smoot November 28, 2004
Stealthie
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.