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Bonestalk
When lying on your back having such a massive erection it’s comparable to the beanstalk from the fairytale Jack & the beanstalk
Whilst watching Matty’s mom exercise, Ad became turned on and his Bonestalk appeared embarrassingly whilst he was bench-pressing at the local gym
Bonestalk by TechNoNotice January 17, 2022
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bone stock • bone-stick • bonestorm • Bostock • Bienstockholm syndrome • Bonesack • benestick • bluestockingism • bonedock • bonejocker
bonesprocket
(noun) a term used in common conversation to politely describe an annoying situation; more commonly used as a term to describe an annoyingly shallow or obtuse person.
"We went totally insane over that bonesprocket of a polka concert at our school yesterday."
"Don't you think Gary was being a complete bonesprocket during the movie last night?"
"Don't you think Gary was being a complete bonesprocket during the movie last night?"
bonesprocket by Michael Dentico April 28, 2008
tropical bonestorm
a boitsterous sexual act lasting for an extended period. refers to the sexual connotation of being "wet."
tropical bonestorm by MadCat11 May 8, 2009
Bostock
A bro-ho from San Diego, specifically Pacific Beach. They can usually be found living at home with their mother and can only come out till midnight. However once every two months this animal will turn into a binging/slaying machine when it returns to its native habitat or vegas. Beware the bostock at night for it usually is unaware of its surroundings and will fight without provocation and chase after porn stars/sorority girls or anything drunk at the bar.
Bostock by whatnameidonthaveaname January 29, 2009
bone stock
bone stock by Ed O March 17, 2008
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square grouper
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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Bunhead
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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kidulting
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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